Real Developments, CFA

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@PeterBerezinBCA The glut is uninstalled gpus and tightness is in installed available to rent ones.

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I believe Chris is Mormon and lives in Utah.

This advice probably is quite good for that audience.

For others, probably not so good

[Chris Hatch @Dirtdog]

Attention Young Men:

I am surrounded by 20 year old girls in my life that are smart, capable, hard working and cute. Nobody is dating them. Not sure what the deal is, but I don’t get it.

Step 1: Stop playing video games

Step 2: Head to great clips and get that lettuce cleaned up

Step 3: Hit a shower (when dating hygiene is critical)

Step 4: Go clean your car

Step 5: Sign up for a yoga class

Step 6: Go to the yoga class

Step 7: Ask a cute for her phone number at yoga class (yes you can meet girls IRL and not just on the apps - 10/10 the Dirt Dog highly recommends)

Step 8: Follow up within 2 days with a phone call and ask them out for this coming weekend Friday or Saturday night.

Step 9: IMPORTANT - come up with a good game plane for date night. Get a dinner reservation, get an activity planned. Let them know in advance what you are doing so they can dress appropriately. I know you are gunna roll off the couch and head to date night, but they are not. They are going to stress about what to wear and call at least 6 different people on FaceTime to ask their opinion.

Step 10: I highly recommend you bring flowers to the door step. I’m not covering that you go to the doorstep, because if you don’t do that you have no hope here. Women want men to date them. You don’t need to break the bank on flowers. Head to Trader Joe’s. Grab 2 different kinds of flowers. If you don’t know what matches find the closest looking lady to your mom at TJ’s and ask her. Wrap the 2 flowers into 1 bouquet with paper. Bonus Points you can cut open a TJ bag and use that as the paper.

Step 11: Be a gentleman on the date. She isn’t there to hear your life story. Ask her about her. For every 1 question you answer, ask her 3. Open Doors, pay for the meal, be polite.

Provided you follow most of this guideline you are highly likely to get yourself an opportunity for date number 2.

Keep going until you find someone that you can’t imagine not being around all the time. That’s when you have found a good one for you.

My life is complete with my wife as my companion. I wish you the same fortune in life. Happy Hunting.

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@Phatmandrake @rubenhassid I used ai to read it

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@NuclearPine @rubenhassid “Adoption” without cost

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@rubenhassid But we are not at time zero anymore.

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@tobyharnden @simonschuster This would be an excellent Christmas gift for dads. Consider timing your release for Christmas.

Just a thought.

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@markInAtlanta Buggy whip it good!

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Alt take: 98% of US households don't need AI

[a16z @a16z]

98% of US households aren't paying for AI yet

More charts in State of Markets II: https://t.co/MTaxKUxa2w

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Real personal income from the private sector is basically flatlined.

This isn’t the foundation of a strong economy.

Has only slowed down more this year.

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Here’s your “strong and resilient labor” market.

What a joke

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@DanielHerrold Heard that every week at Mariners

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@JennyErikson Do they have mimosas ?

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@DanielHerrold Not a bot
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@Byzness Matt Smith at Barabbas Road.

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@elerianm Policy mistake

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@LoganMohtashami Walter is a less reliable source for news than Melody.

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@onechancefreedm Real personal income less transfer payments is my main focus.

Private sector real spending power that rarely lies

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The Fed say this labor market remains robust?

Zero job growth YOY?

They're blinder than a bad baseball umpire.

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@LoganMohtashami Data centers are air conditioned. Maybe I can move in