Paul Dubuque

[Paul Dubuque @pdubuque]

@Mike_Pence @StarParker Thanks but I’ll pass because I have plenty of toilet paper…

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@ChrisCuomo Hey Chris, being that you have never done a moment of journalism, how about you sit this one out!

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@grahamformaine YOU are a NAZI sympathizer! You don’t belong any where near a government office.

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Wait a minute @NASAArtemis, no women on the Artemis III crew? Who is going to fix the toilet?

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@kwelkernbc @NBCNews @MeetThePress Since when does being a biased journalist hack affect the weather?

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Hey @POTUS @DHSgov, if you want to solve these stupid riots at ICE detention centers, pull immigration and border security and TSA from regional airports. If Newark intl airport is closed, the local government will focus on protecting their citizens.

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@ChrisCuomo Are you or your “nipple-ring” bro listed multiple times?

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Hey @AmerMedicalAssn if you think someone is having a stroke, do you recommend bringing them to The Waffle House for treatment?
That is what Dr. @DrBiden is suggesting the best course of action

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@catturd2 Is that Patton Oswalt?

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@BestNashTransit @wbuppert A U-Haul rental sign would be perfect!

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@FoxNews there’s bombing in Iran and the best you can do is put on re-runs a fox-nation shows from a month ago?

You might want to rethink the “News” part of your title.

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@SenAdamSchiff Shut up fuck wad!

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Hey @FoxNews you should cover a story about FL HOA bans guns, police and FL AG say it’s unenforceable

[Paul Dubuque @pdubuque]

@nascarcasm He has a photographic memory

[Paul Dubuque @pdubuque]

Very disappointed w/ @TheFreshMarket. Bought 2 racks of baby back ribs yesterday. Got smoker all setup, opened ribs to prep, Smelled awful! The “best used or frozen by date” 05/14/26. 2 full days before I bought them! 3rd degree returning $32 of ribs & out of stock.

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@SenPeterWelch Good fucking grief, another frick’n communist!

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@ChrisCuomo @SIRIUSXM Are you TDS levels higher or lower in the morning?

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Hey @abbvie your “PSO done” ads are kinda stupid. Poor scenarios with bad assumptions. I am more concerned with scratching to the point of bleeding, more than what a barber I don’t know thinks.

[Paul Dubuque @pdubuque]

@CBS12 still looking for that darkness prediction for tonight - yes or no?