Gable Oak

[Gable Oak @pdunnery]

My vicarious pleasure listening to winging celebrities knows no bounds

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@trussliz I an not sure I understand what that means and I don’t think you do either but god bless you for you being you

[Gable Oak @pdunnery]

No more celebrities please

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

#CelebrityRaceAcrossTheWorld have announced its cast:

Jeff Brazier (broadcaster) and son Freddy

Kola Bokinni (actor) and cousin Mary Ellen

Scott Mills (DJ) and his husband Sam.

Kelly Brook (broadcaster) and husband, Jeremy

[Gable Oak @pdunnery]

@ronmanagernottm I once asked him if he could find me a copy of The Velvettes, Needle in a haystack.

[Gable Oak @pdunnery]

I’m guessing they are not going to play Maurice Chevalier thank heavens for little girls

[Gable Oak @pdunnery]

My speech at the opening ceremony
Double entendre restaurante
Jacques Cousteau, Yves St Laurent
Ou est la plume de ma tante?
C'est la vie, ma crepe suzette.
Corsage, Massage, Frere Jacques
Salon, Par avion, Petula Clarke
Fiancee, Ensemble Lorgnette
Lingerie, eau de toilette

[Gable Oak @pdunnery]

Andrew Cottar really giving that translation some oomph and passion

[Gable Oak @pdunnery]

If Rishi Sunak was still PM
It’s been lovely but I have to go now

[Gable Oak @pdunnery]

Mrs Macron right now
#openingceremony

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@JohnJCrace A few crème de menthes might help them

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Can someone rip up Hazel Irvines script and giver her a few crème de menthes

[Gable Oak @pdunnery]

Get this crap off the boat we want Je t’aime

[Gable Oak @pdunnery]

Remind me again how many years have they had to plan this

[Gable Oak @pdunnery]

How do the French spell Australia #OpeningCeremony

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I’m busy searching the alphabet of countries , Zambia must be last

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Simon le Bon got the best seat in the house next to Macron somehow
#OpeningCeremony

[Gable Oak @pdunnery]

Every time someone attempts to add some local colour my brain says that’s yer actual French Mr Horn #OpeningCeremony

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I think the commentary for the #OpeningCeremony should be in Allo Allo style

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#GeoffNorcott bit limp really

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If you haven’t been whipped half to death by Charlotte Dujardin or degraded on the rehearsal dance floor then who are you #troton