Ted Hitchcock 🐍

International Lawyer. Father. Trekkie. Fan of Cowboys, Giants, and Timbers. Oregon beer and cheese lover. Will work for Bombay Sapphire.

[Ted Hitchcock 🐍 @PDXeric12]

@SFGiants https://t.co/zZhj32SqQk

[Ted Hitchcock 🐍 @PDXeric12]

@CBSNews Why would Trump do this?

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@TinaKotek lol, Trump’s attacks. We’re not Iran you doorknob.

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@Variety I hope he channels his inner Norm MacDonald.

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@CBSNews Hahahaha. Morons.

[Brickell Finance Guy @IronChestCap]

me with the SpaceX cafeteria lady after she becomes a billionaire from the IPO

[Ted Hitchcock 🐍 @PDXeric12]

@RollingStone Obviously no one listened. What the fuck are we going to do Jimmy. Help us.

[Frank J. Fleming @IMAO_]

This is what I was talking about before. There are legit criticisms about Trump, but it's buried under nonsense because the left has absolutely no sense when it comes to Trump. Bari Weiss is trying to make them not be stupid about it, and it's just making them scream and cry.

[Ted Hitchcock 🐍 @PDXeric12]

@WriteGrlProbs @proteinwisdom @tmi3rd Explain the “divide.” How in the world is this a two sides issue?

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@CBSNews Thank you. Now I don’t have to watch.

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@RodericRandolp @FormagioPhalus @mattvanswol @EndWokeness This cunt here talking about education. Fucking hilarious.

[Frontierism @frontierism]

“Your honor, this is only his first murder”

[Margot Cleveland @ProfMJCleveland]

Democrats are now officially pro-Nazi. Roosevelt must be rolling over in his grave, or at least rolling around in it.

[Ted Hitchcock 🐍 @PDXeric12]

@BBGreatMoments He’s the only player I’ve personally seen return a punt for a TD and hit one of back to back to back home runs.
*Not in the same game.
**His album is not great, so there’s that

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@NatalieKorach @brianstelter @oliverdarcy Fascist

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@Newsweek

[Matt Whitlock @MattWhitlock]

If I were advising the guy who had an active shirtless profile on a “predators paradise” app literally last week, I might skip a lot of Jeffrey Epstein talk.

[Ted Hitchcock 🐍 @PDXeric12]

@NWSPortland Extreme heat? What are we talking about, 110? 120?

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

Reminder that Mary Bruce has never answered how her question ended up in the hands of Joe Biden prior to her asking it in April 2023.

[Ted Hitchcock 🐍 @PDXeric12]

@timruss2 Government me harder, daddy.

- Tim Russ, probably