Ted Hitchcock 🐍

International Lawyer. Father. Trekkie. Fan of Cowboys, Giants, and Timbers. Oregon beer and cheese lover. Will work for Bombay Sapphire.

[Frank J. Fleming @IMAO_]

This is what I was talking about before. There are legit criticisms about Trump, but it's buried under nonsense because the left has absolutely no sense when it comes to Trump. Bari Weiss is trying to make them not be stupid about it, and it's just making them scream and cry.

[Ted Hitchcock 🐍 @PDXeric12]

@WriteGrlProbs @proteinwisdom @tmi3rd Explain the “divide.” How in the world is this a two sides issue?

[Ted Hitchcock 🐍 @PDXeric12]

@CBSNews Thank you. Now I don’t have to watch.

[Ted Hitchcock 🐍 @PDXeric12]

@RodericRandolp @FormagioPhalus @mattvanswol @EndWokeness This cunt here talking about education. Fucking hilarious.

[Frontierism @frontierism]

“Your honor, this is only his first murder”

[Margot Cleveland @ProfMJCleveland]

Democrats are now officially pro-Nazi. Roosevelt must be rolling over in his grave, or at least rolling around in it.

[Ted Hitchcock 🐍 @PDXeric12]

@BBGreatMoments He’s the only player I’ve personally seen return a punt for a TD and hit one of back to back to back home runs.
*Not in the same game.
**His album is not great, so there’s that

[Ted Hitchcock 🐍 @PDXeric12]

@NatalieKorach @brianstelter @oliverdarcy Fascist

[Ted Hitchcock 🐍 @PDXeric12]

@Newsweek

[Matt Whitlock @MattWhitlock]

If I were advising the guy who had an active shirtless profile on a “predators paradise” app literally last week, I might skip a lot of Jeffrey Epstein talk.

[Ted Hitchcock 🐍 @PDXeric12]

@NWSPortland Extreme heat? What are we talking about, 110? 120?

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

Reminder that Mary Bruce has never answered how her question ended up in the hands of Joe Biden prior to her asking it in April 2023.

[Ted Hitchcock 🐍 @PDXeric12]

@timruss2 Government me harder, daddy.

- Tim Russ, probably

[Washington Free Beacon @FreeBeacon]

It’s official: Graham Platner (SS) is the Democratic nominee for Senate in Maine, making him “the first vanity oysterman and Nazi-tattooed Hotchkiss attendee to win a major party’s nomination for U.S. Senate while facing credible allegations of domestic abuse,” @AndrewStilesUSA writes.

[Ted Hitchcock 🐍 @PDXeric12]

@KATUNews We should be scared, right? Hot weather in June is dangerous, yes?

[Ted Hitchcock 🐍 @PDXeric12]

@PatBryanTX2 @RNCResearch Well, crap and a Nazi tattoo, but whatever.

[Mark Hemingway @Heminator]

I, for one, am shocked that people who were not guilty of murder received less jail time than a man who stabbed a kid in the heart for no reason.

[Reverend Jordan Wells @WellsJorda89710]

We have lost our minds.

A jury convicted Karmelo Anthony of murder for stabbing 17-year-old Austin Metcalf to death. Evidence was presented. Witnesses testified. Self-defense was rejected. He got 35 years.
That’s not a “legal lynching.” That’s justice.

Crying racism because the killer is Black and the victim was White doesn’t change the facts: actions have consequences.
Austin is dead. His family grieves. The system worked.

Stop excusing violence.
#JusticeForAustin #RuleOfLaw #NoMoreExcuses

[Ted Hitchcock 🐍 @PDXeric12]

@Nerdrotics I would argue that Trek is still on life support, but without a change in leadership, it will be completely brain dead before Strange New Worlds ends.

[Cernovich @Cernovich]

I don’t ever want to hear any moralizing ever again. Thanks.