Commodore Schmidlapp! (parody)

Hypothetical marionettist, grammar nerd, avid woodsman & unabashed liberal. I get to help bring cool SaaS things to market. Opinions are mine. Facts are facts.

[Commodore Schmidlapp! (parody) @pdxgriff]

DaBella?

Dat’s da best da club could do?

Definite downgrade.

Da dum dum dum.

#rctid @TimbersFC

[Commodore Schmidlapp! (parody) @pdxgriff]

@TheMikeDonovan And RIP HootSuite - my preferred reader.

[Commodore Schmidlapp! (parody) @pdxgriff]

@skywaker9 I painted “AXE.” #pride #humblebrag

[Commodore Schmidlapp! (parody) @pdxgriff]

Gross game but I’ll take the result.
#rctid

[Commodore Schmidlapp! (parody) @pdxgriff]

@Drink_Mixxer Exact same here. Amazing outcome.

#RCTID

[Commodore Schmidlapp! (parody) @pdxgriff]

@GregAbbott_TX Are you dumb or just an a-hole?

I'll wait ...

[Commodore Schmidlapp! (parody) @pdxgriff]

Did I call the final score 4-1?
Yes, I did.
Did I call the final score backward?
Yes, I did.
#oops #RCTID
And I stayed at home because my foot was hurting.
At least one moral to this story.
#PORvSEA

[Commodore Schmidlapp! (parody) @pdxgriff]

One of these teams looks like they’ve practiced. The other not so much. #RCTID

[penelope green @greenpnyt]

“Darcelle was known to say she hoped she’d die onstage and simply dissolve into glitter.”https://t.co/AyOPUGN8MT

[Commodore Schmidlapp! (parody) @pdxgriff]

@BehindThe4th Fair. But we have a minor league baseball team (@HillsboroHops) and another in @PicklesBaseball and the Timbers are performing like, managed like and constructed like, a high-price USL team. #RCTID

[Commodore Schmidlapp! (parody) @pdxgriff]

(The password is "CRAP.") Crap ownership, crap management, and a number of crap players in key roles.

Burn it down and rise from the ashes.
#RCTID

[Commodore Schmidlapp! (parody) @pdxgriff]

@ChrisRifer Question answered.

[Commodore Schmidlapp! (parody) @pdxgriff]

@johncanzanobft Dead on arrival.

[Commodore Schmidlapp! (parody) @pdxgriff]

@StumptownFooty Not enough.

[Commodore Schmidlapp! (parody) @pdxgriff]

@StumptownFooty @sammich923 Grim.

[Commodore Schmidlapp! (parody) @pdxgriff]

@Schwarzenegger Thank you.

[Commodore Schmidlapp! (parody) @pdxgriff]

Take a minute...

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

This is my message to anyone who has chosen the path of hate. Please listen.

[Commodore Schmidlapp! (parody) @pdxgriff]

@ChrisRifer No. The first two matches certainly haven't provided any indication. Thanks.

[Commodore Schmidlapp! (parody) @pdxgriff]

@mikegcoleman @TweetDeck They are definitely trying to monetize their content. I wouldn't be surprised if TweetDeck switches to a pay-to-read model. HootSuite is ending their free version at the end of this month.