Maggie Williams

Prodigal daughter returns to Portland to find she's now constantly overdressed for her hometown. (she/her)

[Maggie Williams @pdxmaggie]

Well I can add to my possible replies “sure, according to WaPo I could expect to meet 5x as many dogs as humans named Maggie, although that data’s skewed since it includes all people born since 1880, but Margaret hasn’t been a top 10 name since the 30s- hey wait you started this”

[Maggie Williams @pdxmaggie]

Whenever I introduce myself to someone and they respond “My dog’s name is Maggie!” I really wonder how they expected that interaction to go.

[soph @runwayinchicago]

it should bother you that some people have more money than they could ever hope to spend in one life time, and other people starve to death

[Maggie Williams @pdxmaggie]

@SeanDoesLights @belladevil Sean is TOO PROUD of this joke

[Maggie Williams @pdxmaggie]

@tinalope_ They’re SO GOOD?

[Imani Gandy is at BlueSky Now @AngryBlackLady]

Elizabeth Warren is the candidate Bernie thinks he is but really really isn’t.

[Maggie Williams @pdxmaggie]

“How did you sneak up on me?” “How did you survive a knife through the heart?” “I didn’t.”

This is the best season already don’t @ me

[Maggie Williams @pdxmaggie]

Sansa, my sun and stars, smarter than literally all of you.

[Maggie Williams @pdxmaggie]

We almost had an hbo crisis but it has been averted. GAME OF THRONES LET’S GO.

[Maggie Williams @pdxmaggie]

Also! Friends and I threw together a death pool and prop bets for the final season, if anyone is interested in joining!
https://t.co/FzUldGxA8K