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Movies and Video Games

[Prompter @PromptLLM]

Crazy take from Claude

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

telling your parent that a video is AI feels like telling a child santa doesn’t exist

[awe @Gabii_awee]

Life is so incredibly unpredictable. You might have a terrible year from January to June only to have your life dramatically change by July and end up having the best year of your life. I need that.

[scar @imfat]

Please get addicted to positive thinking

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

Licking your finger after each scroll is crazy

[Gwen ☕ @GwenpostingTTV]

Unfortunately these sons of bitches have done it again and the Clancyslop has gotten me.

[mensch @signoremosca]

Started drunk smoking again and there are actually zero negative effects on my life because the alcohol forms a protective layer around your lungs a lot of people don’t know this

[sono✖️🌗 @sosonosonosono]

white people be like "yeah i'm waiting for the steam summer sale"

[Cap. Ace McCloud @allinargy]

Mi primer proyecto en Claude, espero que les guste

[priya @realmfpriya]

Every person with ADHD has a favorite playlist. It's called "Liked Songs".

[YBG Don @cocotresco]

This app gets a new term every week man wtf is uncle pussy

[🤍 @dumbassghoul]

to kill a WHAT????

[ٴٴٴٴٴٴ @Dexteriityy]

Niggas that work at wendys be so stingy with the barbecue sauce nigga gave me 2 sauce i got a large 10 piece nugget meal i asked for another he gon tell me “I already blessed you twin” 40 Year old Stingy nigga calling me twin Wendys Fuck You

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

There’s an old Chinese saying that I love:

“The temptation to quit will be greatest just before you are about to succeed.”

[𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀. @im_all_id]

My mom answers the phone like she's in the middle of defusing a bomb

[ajanwachuku. @ajanwachuku]

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)