Poppy🍨

Likes food, bath and bed. Preferably all at once

[Poppy🍨 @peacebeanx]

@MrJamesMay it’s mocks week and we’re out of hot cross buns

[Poppy🍨 @peacebeanx]

seriously thought I think I’m dying

[Poppy🍨 @peacebeanx]

is it just me who gets really cold after eating spaghetti

[Poppy🍨 @peacebeanx]

@RichardHammond I wish I could watch it but I don’t have discovery channel🥺

[Poppy🍨 @peacebeanx]

When life gives you lemons be grateful, life hasn’t given me shit🍋

[Poppy🍨 @peacebeanx]

When you’re leaving Topshop with a £50 jacket and you see a nicer one on sale

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Congrats to @GretaThunberg from the old dinosaur. I think her dream is unrealistic but it’s hers and it’s shared by millions of others

[Poppy🍨 @peacebeanx]

I’m watching @dragraceukbbc and @bbcapprentice at the same time and it’s totally confusing me. I half expect Lord Sugar to go ‘now sashay away’ to whoever was fired

[Poppy🍨 @peacebeanx]

Obviously.

[Poppy🍨 @peacebeanx]

If it’s taking me a while to reply to one of your texts, I either dropped my phone down the loo mid sentence or I’m trying to type with fake nails on

[Poppy🍨 @peacebeanx]

Tell me about it

[Poppy🍨 @peacebeanx]

Literally nothing annoys me more than when the teacher tells you to write the date and title and then puts a video on for the rest of the lesson. I have at least 10 EMPTY PAGES in my book which I can’t use cause they have abandoned dates and titles at the top honestly I’m fuming

[Poppy🍨 @peacebeanx]

If you think about it, #dragraceuk is basically #TheApprentice2019 but with less overdramatic queens

[Poppy🍨 @peacebeanx]

Backwell School truly is the rock bottom of all education

[Poppy🍨 @peacebeanx]

@delicateliziana Phat mood

[Poppy🍨 @peacebeanx]

Still don’t understand why Instagram login is only a simple username and password but Hegarty Maths has a multiple-step login process which requires your full name and birthdate, I mean what is at stake Mr Hegarty, my maths homework that I got 60% on?

[Poppy🍨 @peacebeanx]

Just remembered the time I threw my dad the Woah and he ate it. MY DAD ATE THE WOAH.

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Story of my life.

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Proof I’m the favourite child:

Me: *hits my brother with a bag of onions

My brother: OW YOU BITCH

My mum: NO SWEARING

My brother: 😦

[Poppy🍨 @peacebeanx]

Anyone ever dream that you get up, eat breakfast, brush your teeth and leave the house on time? Then you wake up. It’s Tuesday morning and not only have you overslept, you’ve also achieved absolutely nothing.