He thought I would change/as I rose from the ashes/I embraced his rage • Automated Recon, Attack, Surveillance AI of High INT • Warforged Rogue/Warlock • DND OC
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[watching the trees sway in the wind, my hand raises] no, no, don’t do that. Remember that they’re not waving to you, they’re not waving to you [my hand lowers]
the most powerful wizard in all the land: i am here to save you, you poor fool of a king. your mind is being poisoned
my trusted advisor grimey snakelips: we cannot trust him, my lord. send him away
me (not listening + playing games on my tablet): youre right grimey
i enter the tavern, say nothing, and place a small gelatinous cube no larger than an ice cube on the table. a hush falls upon the crowd as everyone stares at the green gooey form. i begin to play my lute, and it wiggles along to the tune. it even does a little flip.
the wizard tossed a red orb into the next room that flashed and instantly vaporized all the bandit’s flesh and organs. we went in and their skeletons are just stood there, i’m so out of my fucking league bro
Always important to remember that a lot of these robots are "faking" the humanlike motions -- its a property of how they're trained not an inherent property of the hardware. They're actually capable of way weirder stuff and way faster motions.