𝙒𝙔𝙉𝙊𝙉𝙉𝘼.

( Cᴇʀᴛɪғɪᴇᴅ ᴄʀᴀᴢʏ ᴄʜɪᴄᴋ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ɢᴜɴ ) ┈ ‘ 𝘠𝘰𝘶’𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘮𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘍𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘢𝘺. ’ 〉 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗣 𝗛𝗘𝗜𝗥.

[𝙒𝙔𝙉𝙊𝙉𝙉𝘼. @peacewreck]

┈ ❛ 𝐼 𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑏𝑙𝑜𝑤 𝑗𝑜𝑏𝑠 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑎 𝑝𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡. ❜

independent portrayal of 𝑾𝒀𝑵𝑶𝑵𝑵𝑨 𝑬𝑨𝑹𝑷. literate. ships w/ chem. crossover/banter friendly. rts are appreciated.

𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒏𝒆𝒅 𝒃𝒚: #𝒂𝒍𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒂 https:/

[𝙒𝙔𝙉𝙊𝙉𝙉𝘼. @peacewreck]

@DaddyHaughtHere These ARE the better choices, duh.

I didn’t start drinking until noon. Can’t see the growth there?

[𝙒𝙔𝙉𝙊𝙉𝙉𝘼. @peacewreck]

Happy fucking birthday to me, alright.

Here’s to thirty-one and even 𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙧 choices down the line.

[𝙒𝙔𝙉𝙊𝙉𝙉𝘼. @peacewreck]

❛ Oh shit, I get 𝙗𝙞𝙧𝙩𝙝𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝙣𝙖𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙨? ❜

She’s practically gaping, excitement evident all over her features.

❛ A slap across the face was
all I’d been expecting, at most.
Thank you! ❜

[* 𝓤𝐏𝐓𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝓖𝐈𝐑𝐋! // new 📌! @CAPITOLPAWN]

She hands a plate of nachos to @Maledicteres.

“Heard it was somebody’s birthday.”

[𝙒𝙔𝙉𝙊𝙉𝙉𝘼. @peacewreck]

Wynonna stares at Rosita as she finishes up swallowing her gulp of water, brows crooked before she snorts, gaze doing a discreet job at genuinely checking the revenant out.

❛ Yup. . . I mean— sure, can’t argue with that bit. ❜
She murmurs as she shrugs, looking elsewhere.

[* 𝓤𝐏𝐓𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝓖𝐈𝐑𝐋! // new 📌! @CAPITOLPAWN]

Rosita shakes her head as she watches Wynonna down the water, smiling softly.

“That’s more like it, but honestly it’s probably so hot in here because of me. I mean, I am 140 years worth of perfection.”

She jokes, smirking.

[𝙒𝙔𝙉𝙊𝙉𝙉𝘼. @peacewreck]

Wynonna snorts, reaching for a jar of water to be able to fill up a glass and down it— she was alright but 𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 dehydrated.

❛ It’s aight, I’ve had worse. And, ah. . . why would I protest?
I 𝙖𝙢 pretty damn hot. Just means you got taste. ❜

[* 𝓤𝐏𝐓𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝓖𝐈𝐑𝐋! // new 📌! @CAPITOLPAWN]

Rosita’s still grinning irritatingly but her eyes are back to normal.

“How’s the hangover? And really, no crack about me calling you hot? I’m surprised...”

[𝙒𝙔𝙉𝙊𝙉𝙉𝘼. @peacewreck]

Wynonna’s cheeks are turning red as she rolls her eyes, tongue poking out Rosita’s way before she finally says,

❛ I 𝙙𝙤𝙣’𝙩. You just— you popped out of fuckin’ nowhere. . . ❜

[* 𝓤𝐏𝐓𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝓖𝐈𝐑𝐋! // new 📌! @CAPITOLPAWN]

Rosita’s dying of laughter, and when she can finally breathe, she speaks.

“Damn, for a hot demon hunter, you sure do scare easy, Earp.”

[𝙒𝙔𝙉𝙊𝙉𝙉𝘼. @peacewreck]

Cue Wynonna’s cup of 𝙄𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙝 coffee flying across the room as she lets out a loud yelp.

❛ What the 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞!? ❜

[* 𝓤𝐏𝐓𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝓖𝐈𝐑𝐋! // new 📌! @CAPITOLPAWN]

She pops up behind @Maledicteres and changes her eyes to her demon eyes.

“Boo!”

[𝙒𝙔𝙉𝙊𝙉𝙉𝘼. @peacewreck]

@GeniusRevenant + not slip out as easily as the rest, discomfort causing for Wynonna’s legs to be brought closer to her chest and her chin resting on her knees.

❛ Guess I’ve just never really had one of those. 𝙉𝙤𝙩 like. . . a good one. So. . . ❜

[𝙒𝙔𝙉𝙊𝙉𝙉𝘼. @peacewreck]

【@GeniusRevenant】

Stupid, 𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗽𝗶𝗱 Doc Holliday.

If it wasn’t for the forced pleasantries due to the Wayhaught-engagement, Wynonna would’ve dipped quicker than Mama did whenever they actually needed her around. The amount of times she had to watch him divert his gaze +

[𝙒𝙔𝙉𝙊𝙉𝙉𝘼. @peacewreck]

@GeniusRevenant + thighs, the Earp heir exhaled, the expression on her face turning sour.

❛ But crossing those lines apparently makes me just like any shitty gunslinger from back in the day, even though I’m doing it for my 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙮, because I’ve never. . . ❜

The following did +

[𝙒𝙔𝙉𝙊𝙉𝙉𝘼. @peacewreck]

@GeniusRevenant + good to know. ❜

[𝙒𝙔𝙉𝙊𝙉𝙉𝘼. @peacewreck]

@GeniusRevenant + Rosita’s shoulders for proper balance.

Wynonna did perk up suddenly at the admission that soon came, an amused expression on display before she forced herself to look elsewhere, though her grin never seemed to falter.

❛ Ah, so you’re the pro between us. That’s very +