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combination between a loser and a doof

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why me??? but better..why u?

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let's make some oopsie-daisy

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shower damp, having a kindergarten level conversation with myself; 'est-ce que vous voulez un plus verre de vin'.. "euuuhh...oui, merci" it's too easy... 'comment ca va, mademoiselle?' .."je me sens bien, merci".but real solemn like(im talking with my butler and have melancholy)

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i think im always gonna be in some foreign city, last awake, staring at the ceiling fan thinking hey maybe it's not so bad

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he will Forget about it and so will i

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im so good at making scrambled eggs like i am really good at it and not a lot of people can say that and mean it

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@lerner_davis Calm down

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I dont have a singular romantic interest to drunk text anymore and that makes me sad but also subconsciously gives me the right to use government names in all my poetry!

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I can be the glue

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The girls at screaming mimi's just said to me "thank you for coming in, you've been such a ray of sunshine at the end of a very boring day" and i teared up outside of the store and downed two shots of jameson before getting on the C train

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happy 1st of february to the kafka enthusiasts out there

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@animeuncIe getting friends out of class for an "interview" ....journalism was a riot!!!

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making a fire by myself at 8am might be one of the sweetest things i've done for myself recently

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dozing off next to my half-drank cold brew

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when rene ricard said 'please hold me the forgotten way'..cmon

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the three books i bought online second-hand came in and i'm finally able to start paying off my debt and i'm not heart broken and this all feels so sweet

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she's reached peak Girl

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eating left over thai takeout, drinking a glass of wine, and watching gilmore girls..

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Bring back pinkback pins!!!! Now!!

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