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time isn't real and neither am i

[🍑 @peacheequeen]

I just got paid yesterday and by the end of this weekend my bank account will probably be empty :^) oh boy

[🍑 @peacheequeen]

Did I write this??? https://t.co/Bu6uemqJZN

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Female Barista Getting A Lot Better At Avoiding Touching Male Patrons’ Hands When They Pay https://t.co/L9eXIsyWH2

[common sad girl @sadgirlkms]

my boss: *giving me important instructions* u got that?

me: yes

me (in my mind): u make a loop de loop and pull, and ur shoes are looking cool :) u go over and back, left to righ

[taylor ♡ @twoheadedb0y]

i want to see more men in crop tops for 2018, bitch show me those boi tummies

[🍑 @peacheequeen]

The lightbulb in my bathroom just exploded? What the fuck???

[vince @vincestaples]

I know you hate me but I love you bitch.

[🍑 @peacheequeen]

Homie it's STILL better than Candy Crush https://t.co/2CCQYe3Rel

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

tetris was actually better than candy crush

[🍑 @peacheequeen]

@twoheadedb0y Gardein makes SUCH good fake meat

[♡ s a m m i ♡ @saammib]

*me about to put billy joel on for tonights concert*
chloe: NO SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!

[thebe kgositsile @earlxsweat]

aite 17 was a fucked up year I hope u learned a lot I hope u unlearned a lot, there's a lot to navigate out here

[🍑 @peacheequeen]

billy joel w @saammib 👌🏾😋✨

[🍑 @peacheequeen]

mood

[🍑 @peacheequeen]

@saammib don't b a h8r

[Urban Outfitters @UrbanOutfitters]

We're giving away two signed pieces of the @LadyGaga • UO • Joanne collection! Follow + RT to enter—we'll choose one winner tomorrow.

[🍑 @peacheequeen]

You know you're really out of the loop when your dad texts you an acronym you aren't familiar with yet

[🍑 @peacheequeen]

I walked past a dead squirrel on my way to work this morning and it put me in a bad mood for the day tbh

[🍑 @peacheequeen]

I hate being paranoid all the damn time!!!

[🍑 @peacheequeen]

Also I spilled a venti ice water on the floor so there's that too