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your friendly(ish) local witch

[kd @peachesandsalt]

@rowleyvabeach come back i miss u

[MK202312 @MN456782]

Me watching the start of episode 1 vs me after watching episode 3. #QuietOnSet

[araña @xanathgum]

i think little tattoos should be $1 and big tattoos should be $2

[astrology bot @hourIyhoroscope]

smoking is bad for you, taurus.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Your twenties are for two things: buying fun little drinks & being crushed by the inescapable feeling that everything about you is broken

[teryn @youngtiddy]

lord thank u for this bountiful blunt i am about to receive in my body

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

men are like sorry i upset you today i'll do it again tomorrow but differently

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

today is the only day you can retweet this..

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

post yalls boyfriends today let’s see who got the same one

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

new chapstick for men just dropped

[Lauren McKenzie @TheMcKenziest]

They’re so painfully greedy

[ً. @FWGRANDEE]

@internatnlsmile u need to stop gagging on my dick cuz it was a joke

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

[explaining the plot of my favorite book to my date]
me: so you know how most caterpillars are only a little hungry?

[Justin @trojanjustin]

Happy Pride from my cleaning lady.