Peaches

[✮ @istgnolimit]

me: Imao i saw it on twitter

them: what's your twitter

me: i don't have twitter

[Its.Cisco.Entertainment🇰🇪🏁 @Frankey_cisco]

Tulieni kila mtu ataniharibia jina

[kijana ya KMTC™🇰🇪 @KijanayaKmtc]

Kwaheri Kenya delayed is not Kwaheri Kenya denied

[Its_mady🇸🇳 @Its_Mady12]

Les parents africains remarquent très vite une fille enceinte mais jamais un enfant déprimé🚶‍♂️😔

[Alani @Alani__94]

Your nervous system relaxes when your finances are in order.

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖑𝖑™🕷️ @shemadcute_]

yes.

[Valary Gloria @valariegloria_]

Lakini what in the ass licking goes around in corporate?? Aaai hapana mimi mnifute tu😭😭

[Gerald ™🇰🇪 @_gerald001]

My last 3 relationships tumekosana na hao wasichana juu they started pressuring me niwapeleke kwetu nyumbani. Nikikataa wanalog out quick fast alafu wanaenda wakisema ati I just wanted to waste their time. I think that's why our Luo brothers wanawezanga kubag these beautiful girls juu wao hupenda sana kupeleka ata wasichana wamepatana two days ago nyumbani. Mimi tukidate na mtu siwezi introduce yeye ata kwa cousin yangu adi kama ni kwa phone call.
Nyumbani Tawe!

[. @tnsdjza]

manger avec ses collègues le midi c’est pire que la mort, j’en ai tellement rien à foutre que ton fils il mange enfin des brocolis idiote

[F @cowosukamatcha]

untuk perempuan yang ga sengaja baca tweet ini, one day kamu bakal nikmatin jalan sore di edinburgh, makan croissant di paris, beli mochi di jepang, healing ke swiss, dan kamu bakal keliling dunia dengan pasangan yang tepat.

[midazolam ✨ @TohPahz]

seeing a hoe you cracked become a husband is so hilarious.

[safadenha @ousafadenha]

Lista de fetiche:
- morar sozinho
- faculdade concluida
- estabilidade financeira
- viajar o mundo

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

8,000,000,000 people on Earth. Almost no one knows you exist. The few who do are too busy to care. Relax. No one’s watching. Dear son, Go build your life.

[แกน่ะเก่ง @kaenakeng]

คนที่เกิดช่วง 1990-2005 นี่เป็นช่วงเวลาการเติบโตเป็นเด็กที่โคตรดี ยุคเปลี่ยนผ่านและเราเติบโตมาพร้อมยุคดิจิตอล แต่ความตลกก็คือ พอเติบโตเป็นผู้ใหญ่เท่านั้นแหละ ชิบหายหมด เจอแต่เรื่องเฮงซวยทุกปี

[Kéne @AtuanyaKene]

The fact that you think sleeping with a woman makes you a man, but that same woman sleeping with you makes her a hoe, is a level of intellectual dishonesty that needs to be studied. You participated in the same act, but somehow you came out a king and she came out damaged goods? Mathematics of misogyny 2026 👏🏽😂