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living it up

[OLUCHI🫦 ( you have no funder) @Phatbabeluuu]

Cultures did not just appear from heaven, they were created by humans and they can be changed by humans.

[Khaleedah 💜 @thekhaleedahhh]

so that you people will heavily slut-shame the babes and bully them.

NO NO NO

[co-creator with God. 🥼🩺 @MaryRoseMalomo]

Every time a Christian man says “the enemy is attacking our marriage” I assume he cheated on his wife.

[Rinu Oduala 🔥🔫 @SavvyRinu]

When it comes to football, they know everything. When it comes to their family, “well, I’m the one providing money. Why am I expected to know?”

[co-creator with God. 🥼🩺 @MaryRoseMalomo]

Terrible week for you and who?
Am I the one that raped a girl???

[Uyi @kinguyi__]

Wife go rush husband come hospital, give full medical history go even give you differential
Husband go rush wife come hospital e go be like say na bystander bring patient come
So annoying.

[Chigozie Obi @ChigozieObi_]

When anyone asks if I’m watching this season of bbn

[eBo @Emmybishop]

All Jennyglow had to do was get a Nafdac number.

[P.H City Cake & Food Vendor 🇳🇬 @Joan_Ukeri]

See belle, see children, see house!

These people fuuk too much considering their poor state of living.

Rats!

[richard @big_ricch25]

serious question o, wetin vdm dey always feel like abeg? 😂

[Chicken Catcher🐔 @Only1Etubo]

Whoever used this respect thing swear for Nigerians no go kpai well.

[Dev⋆˚✿˖° @earthaura_]

I wish more women would know that there is literally no reward for suffering.

[Everest @novieverest]

It will never be well with Jenny's glow.

[Null @Vhoyde]

Rolls Royce on a dirt road is such a perfect symbol of corruption and crime.

[Frqnk @FrqnkSt]

Es war einmal ein Land namens Persien, das 4.000 Muslimen Zuflucht gewährte.
100 Jahre später wurden die Parsen aus ihrer Heimat vertrieben und heute heißt dieses Land Iran.

Ich dachte nur, das ihr das wissen solltet.

[🪽 @hautecnt]

blue eyeliner and brown eyes

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

Men really get upset when women say they want to marry a rich man, travel the world, eat delicious food, and dress beautifully. What are we supposed to dream about then? Like, “I dream of marrying a lazy broke guy and working three times harder than him”??

[Sophia🧚🏽‍♀️💞 @sophia_bambe]

We don’t talk enough about how deeply uncomfortable menstruating is😭

[Ifekamm @oshiam_Omede]

All four of them would have comfortably gotten away with it here in Nigeria.

They could have gone to court to laugh at their victims.

Excuses of how 14 years old lie about their age would have been on their supporters lies.
🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

[Deisine @TDeisine]

The culture that tells a married women that she does not belong in her fathers house because she is married but also tell her she is a visitor in her husbands home after a disagreement is a very useless culture that does not value its women.