Miranda

literal walking definition of a bisexual. she/they

[Miranda @peachy__king]

I have cracked the code: the gays don't have any agenda, the straights do

[Papa Squat @Trill_Camino]

Applebees does not give me Scorpio vibes. Astrology is fake

[Amanda Knox @amandaknox]

A few months ago, in that blurry haze of new motherhood, I left my infant daughter Eureka on the couch for just a few seconds. She rolled and slipped and tumbled to the floor, hitting her head, then burst out crying. /a thread to #SaveMelissaLucio

[Sean Bair Flannery @sean_m_flannery]

An under-discussed effect of COVID is how we kind of lost casual friends. The incidental buddies you ran into at a BBQ, holiday party or softball game- just rapture-like disappeared. Now everyone you talk to is either coworker or 1 of the 5 most important people you've ever known

[Miranda @peachy__king]

if you ever aren’t sure of who really supports you, go to grad school. cause when you go into your final thesis defense your friends will blow your phone the fuck up

also wish me luck i am scared

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

The feminine urge to send everybody I care about an extremely sappy text rn about how much they mean to me but I won’t because I did that too recently and I need to wait another week

[Miranda @peachy__king]

dog 🥺 walking 🥺 forecast 🥺

[Miranda @peachy__king]

my favorite duo is a grandpa who doesn’t hear very well and his loudest granddaughter

[Miranda @peachy__king]

@r_y_l_e_e_ Omg bestie I tried this recipe!! So yummy and filling 🤤🥰✨

[Miranda @peachy__king]

Hi I can no longer eat meat so plz send me your best tips, tricks, and recipes that are vegetarian. I beg.

[Miranda @peachy__king]

When I cut my dad out of my life I took a really big step and changed my last name to my mom’s maiden name. Little did I know that would be the worst decision of my life because no one can spell Henrich.

[Destiny Faith✨🧚🏽‍♂️ @faithdivination]

it’s the symbol for aries

[Miranda @peachy__king]

@KatCowleyy I’m going to get a slice of cake in her honor. She sounds like a hell of a woman 💕

[Miranda @peachy__king]

#NewProfilePic

[Miranda @peachy__king]

a cat on christmas

[Miranda @peachy__king]

Really and truly all Spotify wrapped is is a mental health wellness check and I'm here to say I failed 2021

[charles entertainment cheese @jmurffff]

Hey sorry I didn’t text u back for 2 weeks I just became completely jaded with the entire human experience haha anyways what’s up

[Miranda @peachy__king]

Crying to All Too Well is the most cathartic therapy in the world. I will not be taking questions at this time

[Miranda @peachy__king]

I’m sorry but getting over the internalized misogyny that made me dislike Taylor Swift is the best thing that has ever happened to me.

[lili michelle لیلی @lilsmichelle]

turns out i’m not an extrovert i was just drunk