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A 💡 L 🍭 H 💞

[broden @cupofteakim]

you have to be so chronically online to understand this

[Mark Wallace @wallaceme]

“No one gives us anything” - most notably red cards.

[Hana 🧡💙 @HanaHoops]

He seems pretty sane to me

[Daniel Berk @danielcberk]

Spotify needs to release a “kids” setting so I can play all the songs my kids listen to without it affecting my own Discovery algorithm.

Insane that I can’t do this already.

My Discover Weekly is just nursery songs and Moana.

@Spotify please fix this.

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

When people ask me how old I am, I show them this

[JustRandomThoughts @randomstuffxzxz]

The last time we had weather like this in March there was a lockdown…

[mads 𓆏 is meeting danandphiw @howellslesbians]

2015 2026

[SP @sspencerukk]

I wish the Evri website had an option to call your delivery driver a useless cunt

[Zay @wyozayyy]

tom aspinall was exaggerating but I can’t just prove it

[annie ☼ @scddaylight]

Not now sweetie Dan and Phil have just confirmed their relationship after years

[tumblr @tumblr]

PHAN CONFIRMED IN BIG 2025

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me passing someone : u slow bitch
me being passed: ok speed racer

[Wake Up Dead Man @KnivesOut]

"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" ok??? i asked the world's greatest detective Benoit Blanc

[Pookie @PookiesParadise]

i’m sorry but WHO TF is using snapchat in the big year of 2025??? 😭

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

0 labubus owned, 0 episodes of Love Island watched, 0 dubai chocolate products ingested

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

My X timeline today: