When you spend enough time around a cat they become a person. I don't get the satisfaction of going home to an adorable cat, my cats don't look like cats on the internet or even cat-in-laws that my friends own. When I get home I see a human man. He's a human. He's hardly cute.
(sitting in the drive thru) Man this guy in front of me is taking fucking forever! Did he order the entire menu? (remembers CBT, smiles warmly) Maybe he bought Raising Cane’s for an entire floor of a hospital 😀.