Ally 🦋

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[Ally 🦋 @peachyleafy]

You know who I miss? Myself

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

severe weather service texting my phone. not now WHORE im standing at a very exposed window

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[erika @yeeeerika]

let's join the cicadas this summer and scream

[eilidh✨ @demon_dolI]

no one talks about the difficulties in having a bedtime gap relationship

[Still Real To Us @stillreal2us]

Imagine hating me and I’m just at home watching WrestleMania

[Dives of Wisconsin @DivesOfWI]

My sump pump seeing another storm coming tomorrow:

[mrs. dobbins ☕️🪶 @mrsdobbins_]

um sure I’ll check my schedule, but if my husband who I hang out with constantly is available, I’ll be hanging out with him

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

When everyone keeps saying "it's finally Saturday" But you work on Saturday....

[ravn @mfnravn]

i don’t fuck with bugs bro you could literally rob me with a roach

[Leo Gao @nabla_theta]

"twin", "king", "queen"... why are the youths calling each other mattress sizes

[kris @gaysororityhoe]

I lied there’s no sex can you tuck me in

[𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐥 @homemakinghunny]

My nervous system is so much more relaxed whenever my husband is around. There is no world in which I feel like I have to perform for him or impress him. He just loves me. Even when I feel like I’m a mess or feel like I’m not doing enough. I adore that man.

[mia @httpsosweet]

it's the first day of February and i will love you forever

[professional booger flicker @CIGBOOFER69]

I’m semi woke I love saying retarded and fаggоt

[Kandidly Kamesha ✨ @KandidlyKamesha]

I cant wait to say “my husband.”

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

i love saying “in my butt” when someone asks where something is

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

i’m the easiest person to rage bait like please don’t say shit to me cause yes i am going to get mad

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

my kidney watching me open another soda

[🪖 @kyoombi]

but I’m a creep, I’m a retard