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hey clowns, welcome to the circus

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

unfortunately i have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man

[Loky @lokymann]

Me leaving an incredible dinner with my friends where the drinks were flowing, the gossip was captivating, and the food was amazing.

[sxwrkr @sxwrkr_]

I saw a tip to brush your teeth with your non dominant hand to be gentler to the gums. I tried it and it felt like a complete stranger was trying to brush my teeth. Not even an acquaintance, a stranger off the street

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

if you can steal my man with a plate of food then u can keep that fat piece of shit

[$B @BrendanDaGawd]

ㅤ

[Saint @SaintJJohn]

You need to listen to sum future if u forget your power and im not even joking

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

sorry for all the mean and accurate shit i said

[captionquirk @CaptionQuirk]

this is the week I’m having btw

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

same

[Ingri Pauline, CSCS @IngriPauline]

If you can't do this for a week or two after your wife has a c section, you don't deserve to have your bloodline continued

[m :) @vuse_lover]

Ladies do not let a man who takes mirror selfies be mean to you. You talk to him woman to woman

[erica @ericanextdooor]

hey i quit your job for you do you wanna hangout

[sulky . . @sulky80715248]

u don't understand how over it had to be before we could be this back

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

going insane

[َ @grlfrwen]

i think my parents accidentally chose thought daughter because i cannot stop thinking