papa frita

I don’t even exist 🇨🇺🇵🇷

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I haven't seen my house centipede in nearly two weeks. We made an agreement to check in with each other... ooh this terrible feeling, no it can't be

[squeaky fromme the block @averpee]

Gyno and dentist appointments on the same day #spitroast

[🌷🐰 sonya serendipitously 🐇🎀 @sonyasupposedly]

guys on here are like "you can't even run a train on some drunk whore at a party anymore? what is western civilization coming to?"

[Amigo @Topboix]

Hey i just thought of some bullshit. Do you want me to say it to you

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

i stole a gnome's hat once and he screamed loud as fuuuuuck 😂 i guess its connected to their nervous system or something lol

[big mf don ! @ittsangel_]

Scratching my eczema genuinely be feeling like I’m bout to cum

[ايو 📚🪄 @ayyyooo0305]

stannis baratheon lord of DRAGONSTONE

[kurbaga @porcupineii]

Jesus was able to turn water into wine bc his nen type was specialist

[gauri @ilovemomos412]

Im bedrotting and doomscrolling in the most fuckable years of my life

[insane freak guy @Beer_Pisser]

Did you just loot my corpse

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

In the club just taking damage

[Kyle @tonyhawkbrosk8]

you're mad at me for not texting back and I've literally been swallowed whole by a whale. I only get service when it comes up for air and even then it's marginal

[tia ★ @tiadeeznuts]

dude stop trying to skip my dialogue i can see you spamming the A button bro cut it out

[Wokebatman @batmanwhoiswoke]

Alfred, make the Batcave a safe space for latinx voices

[💽 @gum_mp3]

This made me tear up

[Celery Man @ETHEEEREAL]

Who got Hashirama cells

[Isabella @haveacigar21]

Trump just said anyone with anime stickers on their car will be deployed to Iran starting September 1st

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

This is what Howland Reed is doing while the North is burning and his children's faces are on milk cartons