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a my house anti, joe gomez akgae

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"Which one is he?" one cameraman asks.

"The one with the smallest forehead," an English voice answers.

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read a fic that was definitely ai BUT it actually worked for the fic lol. like the repetitions added to the sense of impending doom and made you feel like you were suffering too.

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@edmonton_eulers ohhh shejjwjwjwjjw

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would it be distressing if i let people remember who he used to be shipped with on hockeytwt

[carly they jepsen @edmonton_eulers]

Jeff skinner rn

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@edmonton_eulers are we confusing staals bc i remember the more evil option was more the norm 😭

[🇨🇦🇪🇸 @filmpullman]

JALEN BRUNSON WINS THE 2026 CONN SMYTHE!!!! 🔥🔥🔥

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if the canes win im personally breaking into sid's house and making sure it's jarvy on his motivation wall and not fuckass jordan staal

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

You know the vibes

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TILERRRRR i'm so excited for this

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Thumbnail for Olivia Rodrigo’s ‘stupid song’ music video.

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when babcock makes connor show him his phone pics and it's all edmonton polycule™️ hanging out together

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@elizardbeth309 @dearilya send it to me please 😭

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please make this go viral and argue with me bc if you're all gonna be annoying about real life actual person nick suzuki i can be annoying about not real not actual person shane hollander.

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i'll be annoying too and say that i think if hr was real life along w/ actual real life i think shane would be proud of inspiring asian minorities to play but the competitive part of him that lives breathes hockey would resent nick a bit for finding success w/ mtl so soon 🙂‍↕️

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

Nick Suzuki becomes the first Montreal Canadiens player to win the Frank J. Selke Trophy in 34 years.

He’s also the first-ever Asian descent to receive the award.

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sorry that was my fault i checked the score and they won

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Orpik never gets invited back to Pens alum stuff btw he just sucks up to Ovi/Caps now. When the Caps won their cup he was salty bc he felt Ovi was hogging the cup so clearly his need to overstate his importance to whatever team he plays for is not limited to the Pens. Ugly rat.

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What's so crazy about all that is I could see why Staal thought he had a slight chance at being captain but Brooks Orpik? MATT COOKE???? CRAIG FUCKING ADAMS (who btw got into a fist fight with Geno a few yrs later in front of poor baby Beau Bennett lol)??? Men are so delusional.

[jay @kendallhosseini]

my only knowledge of jordan staal is that jordan staal and co tried to stage a mutiny for the penguins captaincy when sidney was out for months with his concussion and the team was arguing about it until geno stepped in and said “sid is the fucking captain” and everyone shut up

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k/t had all the same elements that made sidgeno successful down to the cast of side characters (flower, tanger, duper = sharp, keith, seabs). bh stans were just as unbearable as pens stans lol we could've been unbearable together today too. too bad they ruined it by being evil.

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the vibes hockeytwt have about bedard would be v different ngl. he'd be seen both as a good player (which he already is) but also the fannish way mack is as the sidgeno baby (tho idky bc mack should be jumbo and patty's very late in life miracle baby. unless sid stole him).

[dan @connorbednoopy]

if patrick kane and jonathan toews weren’t evil they would be the reigning couple of the nhl next to sidgeno kingdom bc what do ya’ll know about the way toews was rubbing his scent all over kane

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im an equal opportunity hater that's why i wanted the avs to win the cup

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@satosgs but only pairings i like 😌

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it's because no one wants to admit who connor's parents are.

[jay @kendallhosseini]

getting mad at sidney for not inviting bedard to his training camp is a little funny because it comes off as if sidney is somehow responsible for all 1OAs and is being a deadbeat dad to connor 😭😭