pea brain, m.a.

black lives matter | she/they | lg(b)t | the moon is not real

[pea brain, m.a. @peadbrained]

i miss having a nicotine dependency instead of a personality

[pea brain, m.a. @peadbrained]

i am my mom’s youngest daughter and my dad’s oldest daughter. in many ways, this makes me unbearable to be around

[pea brain, m.a. @peadbrained]

dw guys i know the tomatoes at the store aren’t safe, but i have plenty to spare. very big very ripe

[pea brain, m.a. @peadbrained]

@yassifiedaloy can’t be enshittified if you’ve been shit the whole time 🤪

(but you can pry that horrible site from my cold dead hands. that’s MY shit)

[pea brain, m.a. @peadbrained]

when i was like 9 i watched this book youtuber who said she always uses monkey in her passwords because you could fit the non-letter characters into it like 0 3 or ¥ and i thought that was the smartest thing in the world. put the characters in the word? groundbreaking

[zoe @lestertoes]

being 9 really is the most important age, because at that age u will create a password that u will use for the rest of ur life

[pea brain, m.a. @peadbrained]

HEARTBREAKING:
local teacher who went all in on their favorite pen of many years (the pilot g2) has discovered a new pen they like better (the zebra sarasa)

[pea brain, m.a. @peadbrained]

again again

[pea brain, m.a. @peadbrained]

rate my new laptop sticker layout

[pea brain, m.a. @peadbrained]

last year all the fever games i went to, kelsey mitchell was dominant. glad to see my real goat stays winning this year

[pea brain, m.a. @peadbrained]

first time watching caitlin clark in person and she keeps turning the ball over on bounce passes and missed shots

[pea brain, m.a. @peadbrained]

first time watching caitlin clark in person and she keeps turning the ball over on bounce passes and missed shots

[pea brain, m.a. @peadbrained]

@telephonehigh the first concerts i ever went to had signs that if you were videotaping you could be subject to legal action bc you’re filming something you have no legal right to own, like filming in a theater. it’s the artist’s intellectual property not yours to just record

[pea brain, m.a. @peadbrained]

do you like watching basketball? sucks, have this fucking who can miss more mess

[pea brain, m.a. @peadbrained]

at symbol duolingo:
where is minionese

[pea brain, m.a. @peadbrained]

this is why i use 123password

[Proton Pass @Proton_Pass]

PASSWORD123 CAN BE CRACKED INSTANTLY
PASSWORD123 CAN BE CRACKED INSTANTLY
PASSWORD123 CAN BE CRACKED INSTANTLY
PASSWORD123 CAN BE CRACKED INSTANTLY
PASSWORD123 CAN BE CRACKED INSTANTLY
PASSWORD123 CAN BE CRACKED INSTANTLY
PASSWORD123 CAN BE CRACKED INSTANTLY

[pea brain, m.a. @peadbrained]

sloth if he was woke: don’t sayyy guyyyyyssssss

[pea brain, m.a. @peadbrained]

yay spurs i hate okc

[pea brain, m.a. @peadbrained]

if some nun showed up to my wedding singing how do you solve a problem like maria, i’d attack. mf how do you catch these hands

[pea brain, m.a. @peadbrained]

yes, ms. butler, gender IS a performance…and i’m going for GOLD

[pea brain, m.a. @peadbrained]

she mountin on my dew til i cream call that a dirty soda

[FreaksDon’tCry @TokyoDilf]

@ecto_fun Gilbert Got Fleet

[pea brain, m.a. @peadbrained]

i’ve had kids ask me what their middle name is…like you don’t know???

[Dreams in Analog @deadbeatat_dawn]

Saw a video not long ago where a teacher said kids coming to school thinking their name is “lil man” or “lil papi” and don’t know or answer to their actual name when called. That’s actually insane