woke up with with 0 money in my bank account, 0 naked ladies in bed beside me
0 notifications on my iPhone 8 plus
everything is lining up for my chudtastic Fas & Furious movie marathon.
haha, dingalala!
@dextratron@slayrupdatesnew don’t let them convince you life isn’t a race. u have 10 months to reach slayr’s level or your life is over and you are a failure
the clock is ticking, Devion.