JΔKE

It takes a village to raise a child, but it takes a Viking to raze a village.

[JΔKE @peakeachu]

@michaelkunicki @McDerzy #YoungWife

[JΔKE @peakeachu]

My life in a vine

https://t.co/jZxeTGhGMf

[Stray From The Path @strayfromdapath]

Edmonton is up there for the best show of the tour thus far. So ridiculous.

[JΔKE @peakeachu]

"I make way too much money to be drunk in the middle of the street"
- some drunk guy in the middle of the street

[JΔKE @peakeachu]

@Jo3Br33zy

[JΔKE @peakeachu]

You can actually guess the number of buttons a dude has open on his shirt based on how far away you can smell his cologne from
#EauDuDouche

[relatable @byreIatable]

Me as a cop: I bet you're wondering why I pulled you over? Well I see you have a dog and I was wondering if I could pet it

[JΔKE @peakeachu]

@BaihongXuuu @Jo3Br33zy https://t.co/jSCGhckwcm

[Chris Fronzak @FRONZ1LLA]

If you hang out with peasants, you're gonna become a fucking peasant. Hang out with the people that are where you want to be in 10 years.

[JΔKE @peakeachu]

@Lchild10 now come play u21's

[CRAFT Edmonton @CRAFTbeeryeg]

Can't wait to tap tmrw's cask of Coffee Infused Brown Ale from @alley_kat_beer featuring @transcendcoffee. #yegbeer

[JΔKE @peakeachu]

"You don't look at all like you just spent a week in Mexico"
- Everyone today #PastyKidProblems

[JΔKE @peakeachu]

@theyungclark only if it's as a model

[JΔKE @peakeachu]

The coolest thing about being a girl would definitely be the supersonic hearing & mind-reading powers you get when you become a mom.

[JΔKE @peakeachu]

@buchanansays I can't, I'll lose all my power

[JΔKE @peakeachu]

The amount of times I get called Ed Sheeran on a regular basis is getting out of hand

[Waka Flocka Flame 🔥 @WakaFlocka]

#OneNationUnderSquad

[Distractify @Distractify]

Waka Flocka Officially Enters The 2016 Race For The White House http://t.co/NpWBlwBYpP

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

If by "bring glory to His name" you mean "kick the shit out of that loathsome bastard Floyd Mayweather", then yes.

[JΔKE @peakeachu]

"Did your hair look like that all day?"
".... Yeah?"
"Oh. You still make good tips?"
#ThanksMom