girlcoded

#xdonly

[coli fruit shampoo𓆝 ⋆. comms r closed @pump_upthejam_]

Their mom is upset that no one wants to do an escape room with her. Sad sad mommy😢

[strawberry cheesecake @crying4fear]

you can now play as chicken burger

[☁️ bolter 🐇 ☁️ @acebolter]

@abbycartridges_ the single most fucking insufferable people on the planet are the ones who will say something which very clearly implies a meaning and then when you respond to that meaning they say “nuh uh not what i said”
i will hang myself in your bedroom while you sleep. fuck you.

[lilly-rose ✿ @moogandacasio]

'BACKROOMS' director Kane Parsons has reportedly discovered an anti-aging serum.

He is 19 years old.

[Jab 🍉 @jab50yen]

I don't need glasses cause my vision is

[Bappa @Bappa_195]

Because they’re not bullets

[kemo @xefmekyuri]

white people be like: crine ts say wallahi son unc

[jane doe ☣︎ @f8lfang]

i dont get celebrity worship like thats just some guy

[JAX ABSTRACTS🇯🇲🏳️‍⚧️ @trillm4tic]

Not only is he a horrible example to the youth, he’s such a greedy worthless bastard that can’t even retire his mom, my nigga that is the whole entire point of getting rich

[sol @hertarenes]

@ricetagi Hope this helps

[testament🦈 @willntestaments]

USING BRAVE AND TALKING ABOUT SOME CYBERSECURITY #atrociouslarps

[buck @pleionic]

Let’s put our thinking caps on

[Hi @tzssv]

rappers who dont fw queer prods b frying me i promise u a niggas sexuality will not affect the quality of ur song

[maeve ~ @miaaowing]

im actually fucking useless its already april and i haven't even tried to learn to drive or picked up my bass or looked up a single voice training guide fuuuuuck

[glitché @glitchshay]

“What’s this?”

“Your food!”

“No, no. I just ordered.”

“And now it’s here!”

“You sure…? Alright… Where are the- um… You know, the silverware and plates and everything?”

“You just eat it straight out of the wrapper and then you throw it all out!”

[ᅠ @interfades]

I hate when artists go mainstream and stop tweeting funny and interesting stuff and then go mysterious