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[debs ⊹ ࣪ @cuecadohyunjin]

tava ficando com um menino bi e minha mãe, que é preconceituosa, tava falando q eu tava beijando a boca dele então eu tava chupando cu de homem tbm aí eu falei pra ela que, nessa lógica, ela também chupa bct pq os cara hétero q ela pega n fica só com ela

[lilaa ୨ৎ @mjmusee]

stepped on a leaf and it crunched omw to work

[lesbian de romanus 🔞 @targchester]

the concept of sheldon cooper shipping batcest

[✶ @Iivblunt]

ms hetero here looking at the shoes

[bel ❀ @lotusbel]

HELL FUCKING YEAHHHHHHHHHH

[Goddess 🎀 @prn63ss]

you just had to be there when the trap remix dropped

[striker’s biggest glazer @rodeorosebud]

so you’re telling me all the other coyotes go after female road runners but wile e specifically chases the male one

[frankie steins gay uncle @ewkewpid]

horrible depression episode so my gf brushed my teeth, did my skincare, dressed me in my pjs, and then carried me to bed like a doll

[🍙 @lovemyw4y]

contenido homosexual

[.ez ⊬ | rock werchter @T4XICAB]

remember when tyler didn't play hoty one time and ppl got mad as fuck so bro tweeted this and ppl got even angrier

[pris @pwiscila]

Just found out Dippin’ Dots caters weddings

[¡le̶an! @nicontheniners]

choose your partners wisely cause one day i told my boyfriend i used to have a discman as a kid and i missed the feeling of listening to music in that way and now im sitting in the sun like this

[Mak @mak_aura]

You know it tastes good when you start reading the label.

[iz @pushinghoney]

he’s legitimately my sister cause i say this word for word oh wow

[spider-miki 🕷️🕸️ @starker_sshp]

Brother is a certified sap

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

My (25M) merged monster components (23F, 26F, 28M, 28M) have unionized

[butchotron strapinator 3000 @fuocobombah]

misgendered myself