Peanut and J

Peanut and J say stuff and I write it down.

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J: What do you think of 'Predator'?
P: This is geared towards straight men? It's a lot of shirtless men for a straight movie.

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Commercial: What can't milk do?
Peanut: Pay taxes or play an instrument.

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@NoahCarroll מה זה?

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@TOFilming_EM True Dating Stories Season 3?

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Un grand merci au chauffeur @STOGatineau sur le Pont du Portage ce matin à 11h guidant en douceur une maman cane et ses canetons vers la sécurité.

Huge thanks to the @STOGatineau driver on Portage Bridge this morning at 11 gently guiding a mama duck and her ducklings to safety.

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Peanut: Rocks are the freaking best!
J: Amen

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Game 5 Leafs vs Habs, players at the net -
J: Oh look, it's another boy pile!

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This evening's entertainment is the ongoing argument of which Brontë sister is best. We have 2 votes for Emily and 1 for Charlotte.

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Peanut is reading 'Coraline' aloud to me and I'm just so happy 😊📖❤️ @neilhimself
#coraline #readtogether #booksarebest

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Both kids are in their virtual classes. All of a sudden one of their doors slam and I hear "I'm done here!"
I have so many questions!

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J: Lady Macbeth was the original girlboss.

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I won another point in our movie competition so J challenged me to @birdemic I will not give in! She will not get a point out of me! "There are dead people at the side of the road. Let's check for survivors"

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Upon hearing the news that there will be a 'Now You See Me 3' Peanut and J triple down that the franchise should have been:
Now You See Me
Now You Don't
Now You See Me Again
#NowYouSeeMe #NowYouSeeMe3

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J: I can't be alone with my thoughts. Those guys are the worst!

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Dad: What are you two doing?
Me: Deadheading the flowers.
Peanut: Just like the old French Royals.

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J: If I could time travel I would go back to the 70s so I could watch StarWars in the theaters, then I would tell everyone that Darth Vader is Luke's father and no one would believe me and then the next movie would come out and everyone would be like 'ahhh, she was right!'

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J: What's heavier? Rocks, feathers, or the weight of your actions?

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Peanut and J are arguing with their dad about the moral ambiguity of time travel to murder of terrible people.

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J: Do you think Spiderman has ever watched Sharkboy and LavaGirl?

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J: So you think Superman reads Spiderman comics?