Harley Kween

I'm the deepest yet shallow, random yet routine, most beautiful nightmare; you'll ever encounter. 💋 #80sbaby #MrsGore 💍

[Andre Berto @AndreBerto]

The Internet ain’t waist no time Hu lol 🤦🏾‍♂️

[Uncle Daddy Wee-Yum @MrGee54]

Women when it is time for a candle sale at Bath & Body Works

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

Black people are the biggest recyclers of plastic bags. So when you see a turtle choking, don’t look at us. All of our plastic bags are in the cabinet under the sink.🤷‍♂️😂

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

Eminem has been trying to tell us for years‼️

[Harley Kween @peanutbuttakaay]

Why does Jaqui think she’s a catch? Babygirl, if you were a fish, you’d been thrown immediately back in the water. Please be serious! Your makeup is horrible, you dress tacky af, your hair is always a mess, and I’m so glad you’re off my tv screen. #MAFSAUS #MAFSAustralia

[Harley Kween @peanutbuttakaay]

@NikaDiggs I thought it was just me. I’m like wtf?!?

[Harley Kween @peanutbuttakaay]

Nobody:
Kieran: #mafsuk

[Harley Kween @peanutbuttakaay]

Alex: We’re good! #mafsuk
Holly:

[Harley Kween @peanutbuttakaay]

Me watching Sacha and Ross: #mafsuk

[Harley Kween @peanutbuttakaay]

#mafsuk
Polly: You don’t tell me I’m beautiful.
Adam:

[Harley Kween @peanutbuttakaay]

Richelle from #mafsuk has had one of the nastiest attitudes since day one. She is miserable, negative, condescending, and brash. I couldn’t be more happy that she’s leaving. It’s a blessing for us all, especially Orson. 🙌🏽

[Harley Kween @peanutbuttakaay]

Why does Trump treat the Presidential debate like it’s a roast? #PresidentialDebate

[Harley Kween @peanutbuttakaay]

@datdamndj My daughter is 17 and could care less about her license. 🤦🏽‍♀️ Sidenote: I was 19 when I got mine! 👀

[Harley Kween @peanutbuttakaay]

Steph wins clutch player of the year! 🏆

Charles “Hungry” Barkley: Please tell me you don’t eat tuna or chicken salad from Subway! #nbaontnt

Steph:

[Harley Kween @peanutbuttakaay]

The BEST part of #MAFSAU was most certainly #lucinda 💖

[Harley Kween @peanutbuttakaay]

@datdamndj I said the same thing! He is definitely going through some personal ish!!

[Harley Kween @peanutbuttakaay]

@bluefacebleedem Wasn’t Chrisean the inspiration when you wrote Barbie for Jaidyn? 🤔🤔

[Harley Kween @peanutbuttakaay]

@50cent needs to dye Claudia’s hair ginger and make her Tommy’s girl! Bonnie and Clyde fa real… #ForceStarz

[Harley Kween @peanutbuttakaay]

Running to the smoke like a firefighter! @TheRealGoodz He went crazy! 3-0 Let’s talk about it!