Peanut

Sue, running, eating cheeseburgers, lord of the rings, detroit sports, guitar (sometimes), frequent flyer miles, and my dog.

[Peanut @peanutisawesome]

Your surveillance must suck if you can’t catch me.

[John Rich🇺🇸 @johnrich]

@peanutisawesome @DavidDark @btpaschall @ShannonDingle Yeah, I've got ya on surveillance. Nice shoes:)

[Peanut @peanutisawesome]

#BM100 @JasminKParis should get @UltraRunningMag ‘s Performance of the Year. Hands down. It’s over. Go home.

[Peanut @peanutisawesome]

HOLY SHIT!!!

[Keith @keithdunn]

Jasmin Paris @JasminKParis finished loop five of the #BM100 in 59:58:21.

[Peanut @peanutisawesome]

#BM100 5 minutes of sheer terror. #smalleuropeanwoman

[Peanut @peanutisawesome]

#BM100 TEN MINUTES TO DOWNTOWN / IS TEN MINUTES TOO FAR

[Peanut @peanutisawesome]

#BM100 @JasminKParis Get to the gate! #smalleuropeanwoman

[Peanut @peanutisawesome]

Want your phone to explode? Follow #bm100 and #smalleuropeanwoman for the next 60 minutes!

[Ben Burton-Brown @benburtonbrown]

Stop the clocks, turn off the telephone, @JasminKParis is on the verge of sporting immortality. In 38 years no woman has EVER finished #BarkleyMarathons, the world’s toughest ultra. Today Jasmine just might #smalleuropeanwoman #BM100

[Peanut @peanutisawesome]

I am not running #BM100 this year. Or any year. I’d probably set the record, though, for quickest DNF if I did.

[Keith @keithdunn]

After a brief memorial, the cigarette was lit at 5:17. The 2024 Barkley Marathons has begun. #BM100

[Peanut @peanutisawesome]

@DavidDark I don’t know of another way to share this with you and I loathe this platform but I listened to this podcast and found it at the intersection of human and, well, human.

https://t.co/8yKRjZHQlK

[Peanut @peanutisawesome]

Did you pay for a children’s ticket? Did you get a kiddie meal? How was the booster seat?

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

My producers dragged me to see ‘Barbie’ and it was one of the most woke movies I have ever seen. My full review of this flaming garbage heap of a film will be out on my YouTube channel tomorrow at 10am ET.

[Peanut @peanutisawesome]

I feel like a failure.

[Peanut @peanutisawesome]

“Use Antifa”. Is Antifa for sale at the store? Also, which store? Also also, how much does it cost?

[Jeremy Faison @RepFaison]

The same people who want to defund the police, let criminals go free, use antifa to destroy public buildings, steal, create mass chaos......, are offended that I will defend myself and my neighbors against criminal acts. ⁦

@Jason_Aldean⁩ is right.
https://t.co/f4nY26YdtS

[Peanut @peanutisawesome]

This is your monthly reminder that your company does not give a fuck about you.

[Peanut @peanutisawesome]

@kibbe They covered “Sex on Fire” a decade or so back. It was the least sexy thing I’ve heard in a long time. Even less sexy than me trying to talk sexy to my wife during sexy times.

[Peanut @peanutisawesome]

@JustinMVicroy It’s mustard and it’s not even close.

[Peanut @peanutisawesome]

@conner_ka The 80’s were brutal.

[Peanut @peanutisawesome]

I could not care less about Beyoncé.

[Peanut @peanutisawesome]

This is what Twitter is for.

[Brent Terhune in Little Rock 7.30-8.1 @BrentTerhune]

When the hibachi chef is about to throw you a shrimp