Mel Ripp

My “personal brand” is "weird as hell, but knows her s**t." Writer, comms strategist, art lover, traveler, fantasy football champion, Door County live-r.

[Mel Ripp @PeapodMel]

@s2ceball Thank you for sharing, friend! ❤️

[Mel Ripp @PeapodMel]

I feel like 99% of my life is texting my husband a funny meme from another room and waiting until he laughs because then I know he got it

[Mel Ripp @PeapodMel]

This thread. All of it.

[Rickesh Lakhani @ConstantChanges]

Hey, men who are with women. Ever say things like…

“Have you seen the …”
“Tell me what to do and I’ll do it”
“But I do so much around here”
“Why didn’t you ask me to do it?”
“I do more than my friends”
“Let me know if I can help”

Then let’s talk about mental load. 1/

[Mel Ripp @PeapodMel]

This is what an out-of-touch, rich, white, male moron looks like, kids.

[Peter Schiff @PeterSchiff]

I understand times are hard, but doesn't the President of the #Ukraine own a suit? I don't have much respect for current members of the U.S. Congress either, but I still wouldn't address them wearing a t-shirt. I wouldn't want to disrespect the institution or the Unites States.

[Mel Ripp @PeapodMel]

Man, getting used to anxiety medication takes some time, huh? I’ve been on Lexapro for nearly two weeks and I feel like I could fall asleep at any moment pretty much all the time.

So happy that I finally took the step to get on meds, though.

[James Hamblin @jameshamblin]

So we're all supposed to "prepare for blizzard conditions" just because the scientific establishment and the media say so? And anyone who says it will be sunny and 70 is canceled?
All's I'm saying is, lots of $ changing hands in snow shovel industry. Do your own meteorology.

[Mel Ripp @PeapodMel]

@Rep_Jimmy One of the things I miss the most about living in Madison. Casetta is the best!

[Mel Ripp @PeapodMel]

@Stylishreader1 Same! I couldn’t bear to watch this year. Even before the COVID drama, his “will I or won’t I show up to training camp” drama had already turned me way off. Time for you to go away, dude.

[Mel Ripp @PeapodMel]

This game hurts, no doubt. But the biggest bummer is how Rodgers has made our franchise a laughingstock with his anti-vax Joe Rogan bullshit. So many Bears fans ridiculing us — and him — in my feed and I gotta say: for once, it’s 100% deserved.

[Mel Ripp @PeapodMel]

The second biggest bummer, if I can be a little selfish: I’ve watched approximately three games this season. Dude straight up ruined football for me this year.

I’m not naive — of course I can’t expect my QB to have the same politics or world view, but FUCK.

[Mel Ripp @PeapodMel]

This game hurts, no doubt. But the biggest bummer is how Rodgers has made our franchise a laughingstock with his anti-vax Joe Rogan bullshit. So many Bears fans ridiculing us — and him — in my feed and I gotta say: for once, it’s 100% deserved.

[Mel Ripp @PeapodMel]

@krittabug He has ruined football for me. I haven’t been able to watch a game all year.

[Mel Ripp @PeapodMel]

@mattyschak Hell yes dude

[Mel Ripp @PeapodMel]

Hi my name is Mel and I’m running for office. My platform is finding a song that can replace that “I could be brown I could be blue I could be violet sky” song in TikToks and IG Reels. Who would like to sign my nomination papers?

[Mel Ripp @PeapodMel]

@thestephaniebee Same, actually.

[Mel Ripp @PeapodMel]

Now? House 1.
10 years ago: House 2.
20 years ago: House 3
30 years ago: House 4.

[Jonathan Shecter @SheckyGreen]

You can only live in one house: 1980s edition!

[Mel Ripp @PeapodMel]

@CRStoli It’s SO good. I was a big-time Nickelodeon kid, so it was cool to see the other side of the biz as an adult.

[Mel Ripp @PeapodMel]

@Stylishreader1 THIS IS ME ANGIE OH GOD

[Mel Ripp @PeapodMel]

@TheAngus @hinge Oh man dude that was gooood

[Mel Ripp @PeapodMel]

@thestephaniebee I do. I’ve had to to that a few times, and it’s hard not to be anything but disappointed.

[Mel Ripp @PeapodMel]

@AmberCadabra I thought mine would magically come back in 2022. I was wrong.