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flop coming out of his well to shame mankind

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@seangarrette Wot did you just say to dem? 😄

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@GrumpyBadger5 @__mike91 Exactly. It’s a pathetic excuse to turn the entire population of the United Kingdom into an oil well of biometric data which will be handled by private and omnipotent mega corporations - and if you push back you’re opposing CHILD PROTECTION.

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@selinaknope Black and white full colour bent over rollaround

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@PBandGelii good news for those of us who are working from home and sitting in the park 200m from their laptop yayyy

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@PopCrave Ass

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@pulpy_fiction I’ve never seen a mother and son be identical twins before I didn’t know that was happening it’s so fierce

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@FilmUpdates What do these other hoes know about being the Cameron Mackintosh Visiting Professor of Contemporary Theater at Oxford University’s St. Catherine’s College

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Even as a child, I couldn't bear the hypocrisy

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@dumbgayshit Her escape from the asylum was like shawshank redemption… her chances were almost zero

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@ronnui_ every single time that I’m climbing around on an impossibly high pillar and losing my balance I’m like “well, this time it’s definitely not a dream… I’m really about to fucking die in real life”

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@DavidoPolice He needs to watch out for banana peels

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@JonnyBingham4 @Parodyjeffx @Sol_sistaa ‘Holocaust survivor’ is not a synonym for ‘Jewish person’. Nobody has ever heard ‘Holocaust survivor’ and thought ‘ah, they must be an 87 year old who escaped death during the Holocaust - or maybe it is a 25 year old girl who is of European Jewish descent’ BE SERIOUS.

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@JonnyBingham4 @Parodyjeffx @Sol_sistaa Imagine if I called myself an Irish famine survivor lmao

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@DiaryofaSickGrl @zplerhop Oh okay. so ten years old at the time lmao

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@aerendian She deserves this difficulty… aside from the fact that she thought six chihuahuas living indoors wouldn’t be an issue for some reason… I can tell she is a wicked spirit.

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@MercuryInVirgo She’s everything

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@ovierocks1 @BiteYourBrum Ban is stupid in my opinion because they’ll find alternatives and I feel like the alternatives will be worse. gigantic networks of group chats, shady apps. The whole premise of the ban is that parents can’t monitor and the state can’t regulate with precision so yeah it’s stupid.

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@japan_nobunaga ChatGPT got a little bit racist with it on this one lmao

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@ovierocks1 @BiteYourBrum 16/17 is simply too old to be controlled like that by the state. They’re allowed to make their own medical decisions, drive, and have sex. They’re one year away from being old enough to join the fucking army lol