Christian Pearce

Former asthmatic and lover of Honda civics.

[Scott Moe @PremierScottMoe]

The federal Justice Minister says he will look at taking control over natural resources away from the provinces.  

It's an outrageous statement.  

Read my response below.

[Christian Pearce @pearce_20]

Sometimes you just have to delete the entire shrimp ring.

[Christian Pearce @pearce_20]

Should be illegal to have this much fun.

[Christian Pearce @pearce_20]

High inflationary times WILL create strong men.

[Christian Pearce @pearce_20]

Are our best times behind us or ahead of us?

[Christian Pearce @pearce_20]

People that just play it by ear are ridiculous. I’m gonna play this one by year.

[Christian Pearce @pearce_20]

Everyone thinks owning a house is cool. I’ll tell you what’s not cool. When your water heater breaks and you get water everywhere in the basement then you just need $3000 to replace it so you can take hot showers again.

[Christian Pearce @pearce_20]

Costco has went ahead and declared the pandemic officially over with the return of their food samples again.

[Christian Pearce @pearce_20]

@PapaPeeze DM me bro and I’ll be sure to get your account back for you.

[Scott Moe @PremierScottMoe]

Well said, @PierrePoilievre!

[Christian Pearce @pearce_20]

You actually can’t fall asleep when driving while listing to good vibrations by Marky Mark.

[Christian Pearce @pearce_20]

Never underestimate the power of turning it off and on again.

[Christian Pearce @pearce_20]

It’s crazy how a ripe avocado is good for exactly 14 minutes then you have to throw the rest of them away.

[Christian Pearce @pearce_20]

It’s actually the cutest shit seeing people waiting at the security exit of the airport waving and hugging when people get back.

[Christian Pearce @pearce_20]

You know inflation is getting absolutely out of control when McDonald’s no longer has any size dollar drink days.

[Christian Pearce @pearce_20]

You’ll never get a different answer asking the same questions.

[Christian Pearce @pearce_20]

Sometimes a simple phone call is far better than a back and forth email thread. Anyone else hate emails?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Where is Shrek 5!?

[Christian Pearce @pearce_20]

Honda Civics are simply built different.

[Christian Pearce @pearce_20]

People actually be surprised by the weather like they haven’t lived in Saskatchewan their entire life.