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[Carter Baizen @rachellacroixs]

Crazy question to ask but do I have to watch Toy Story 4 to understand Toy Story 5. I'm sorry I was not trying to look at that nasty fork.

[James @lacinemera]

He inspires me to live more of my life outside my phone. Unfortunately however the pull of twitter is very strong

[johnny🪿 @kudosdunce]

my tan has faded slightly this week

[leaf123 @NOTAWEIRDGIRL]

how did homer have time to write the odyssey between looking after lisa and bart and maggie

[L.A. Matthews @TheLAMatthews]

Fair play @Channel4 admin. Fair play 👏

[Thiény @mthienyk]

I like this guys art so much

[gabby @MISERABLEN0W]

Addicted to telling my friends in extremely low-level government positions to “intervene” on various things

[Gwendolyn @GLB_88]

Lidl app used to give me free doughnuts, today it’s offering me 15% off celery! Very dark days I’m existing in!

[joot @meteokaiju]

Erling Haaland it seems i’ve grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papas orchard

[owen @olpafc_]

Wait until this guy sees the Welsh flag

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

I think they should let the goalie wear the same jersey as his friends :(

[Billie @Billie_T]

Spanish twitter I will never forget you after this World Cup

[nenn (fan) @FCB_nenn]

“Increíble el mundial, está siendo el mejor de lejos”

La subtrama de Inglaterra:

[luscas @luscas]

espero que liberem um aumento pro pessoal do marketing pois foi iconic

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

My doctor saying “avoid stress” as if stress is a neighborhood I can stop driving through.

[𖤐 @vapefuls]

went through my transaction history and everything adds up, nobody stole from me

[timothée chalamet's impregnator @indiehamlet]

unfortunately he is as funny as he thinks he is

[AARON @lidolmix]

i’ve been crylaughing over this for like the past 5 minutes btwfhdhsshsg

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

Hand over the money or the broccoli gets it