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#freepalestine

[elong mush @pearcharger]

My mom grinds ballz so hard
-Becca

[ari ᥫ᭡ @bratzmin_7]

the way I can't look at these pictures normally anymore 😭😭

[Yakisoba de Atum 🇧🇷 @YakisobaDeAtum]

“Nós somos naturalmente brancos sim, veja essa foto”

[Pop Base @PopBase]

For the first time in history, Mexico has won all three of its group stage matches at the World Cup.

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

He stopped making his coffee at home

[Drunk Stark @Merol_Master]

Qué foto tan chingona.

[Zy @ZyMazza]

Don't worry about it. The Chinese also invented gunpowder, and then literally didn't invent guns because they were using it for fireworks. They love fireworks. They will always use technology for fireworks. They can't help themselves.

[nana (ᐡɞ̴̶̷ ·̮ ɞ̴̶̷ᐡ) ❤️🇨🇱 #ASAB @numnomsita]

alguien sabe cual es la foto original de esto?

[Brazy @UTVBrazy]

He’s poisoned my mind

[Etlândia @Etlandia_TV]

é hoje 🛸

[َ @jeuvies]

everyone’s mad at daemon but he’s the only one making sense here she needs to lock the fuck in

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

SEE, I WAS IN THE TRENCHES

[pao (snoopy) @PEACHGELATOPAO]

girl fuck spain and messi

[Praise @tufpraise]

All this in just 4 years.

Remember when they insisted it was impossible to build green infrastructure quickly enough

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

I’ve never seen this much packed into 21 words

[xbox 360 @xbawxbaws]

This is your sign to smoke crack and hurt people for money

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I went to In-N-Out and ordered a cheeseburger. The cashier, a calm young woman named Destiny, asked me a question I did not expect.

"You want that Animal Style?"

I paused.

I did not know what this meant. But a samurai does not admit he does not know. So I answered with weight.

"...Animal Style."

"Cool. So that's mustard-grilled, extra spread, grilled onions, pickles. Yeah?"

I understood now. This was a sacred permission. For one meal, I was being told to put down my manners at the door. To eat the way a beast eats, without shame. I had waited my whole life for someone to give me this order.

"Yes," I said. "I will become the animal."

Destiny did not blink. "...Okay. You want your fries Animal Style too?"

I stopped. Even the potatoes?

"The potatoes also become animals?"

"I mean, they get cheese and sauce and grilled onions, so..."

"Then yes. Let the potatoes abandon their restraint as well."

"...Got it." She was the calmest woman I have ever met. "3x3, 4x4, or just the one?"

I did not know these numbers, but I knew a challenge when I heard one. "How many must I face?"

"It's, like, how many patties you want."

"How many is the most honorable?"

"...Four is a lot."

"Then four. A warrior does not ask for fewer."

She wrote it down without argument. A 4x4, Animal Style, with animal fries. She warned me once, kindly. "That's gonna be huge." I told her I was counting on it.

It arrived. It was a tower. Cheese and sauce ran down my hands the moment I lifted it. There was no clean way to eat it. There was no dignified way. That was the entire point.

I ate it like a beast. Both hands, no honor, grilled onion on my chin, and I have to be honest with you, it was the best thing I have ever put in my mouth.

For thirty years I have kept my manners at every table in the world.

They handed me a burger and told me to be an animal, and I have never felt so free.

So tell me, America.

The whole country knows the secret menu. What else are you hiding in plain sight?

And "Animal Style." Was I eating the animal, or finally becoming one?

[Tomi @tomiwebstr]

both of them dying because they didn’t listen to their mother

[#1 🐜 fan 🇲🇽 @SAIKlSJELLY]

mexico u cannot get eliminated mexico u are in your own house mexico . mexico you will prevail. mexico the gods are on your side mexico.