pearfessional

the p in slop stands for pear
pear cup pears
i am a real pearson

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vaccines cause something, new study reveals

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@chloroformthing white people be like hey I know old man rattle

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fortnite is fun because if you win you’re the best and if you lose they cheated

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playing among us 2026 and i just said “skibidi skip” zeus just make it quick

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i’m not normal about Fluorine

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just got back from atlantis 4/10 would not recommend

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just rhymed stalin and bin laden call me yung seuss

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taylor farm iceberg lettuce at chipotle #needthat

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twenty-six and a half years of sauerkraut can change a man

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when i eat a grain of rice im like yeah this is normal

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my mummy advises i join her pyramid scheme

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chatgpt generate me a prompt

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#New

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just said “tung tung tastic” i need to be put down

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new niche dating app dropped called pokemon go

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7 year olds mixing bleach liquid ozone and their salty tears to make the potion™ in their sink

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you’re at an inside voice you need to bring it to an outside voice

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titrating in my toilet with urine

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@alphahat05 hot damn…

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@radd51701573 raid a tomb i heard they keep a few around