I witnessed firsthand the trick to getting your husband off the toilet faster—have the toddler urgently yell “I have to go poo poo!!” and watch him quickly switch spots with her.
Bonus points if she’s just trolling him. 😬
#dadjokes#momjokes#toiletjokes#toddlerjokes#momcom
Why didn’t anyone tell me there would bedtime regressions after 2 years old? 😭 I guess I shouldn’t be surprised at this point what motherhood and toddlerhood throw at me. 😅
Me: *Checking Facebook after being off of it for over a month*
*Sees loads of pictures of people traveling without masks, too many comments from friends of friends, Facebook group rabbit hole conversation chains.*
Me: Yea, this is why I stayed off. Goodbye again. 👋🏼
Hey @ellenosyogurt! If this says it expires 6/5/21, why is the foil seal stretched so full it’s popping off the plastic lid? Probably not good to eat this right..? 🤔🤭
I just wanted to say, #teachersarethebest.
Today my daughter’s teacher greeted her and asked how her boo-boo on her finger was from yesterday. Then she said she bought Frozen band-aids yesterday after school because she felt bad the brown ones weren’t cool enough.
🥺❤️💕
Is there anything nicer than coming home to a vacuumed and organized house that smells like clean linens? 😌
Yes, there is.
If your husband is the one who did it. ❤️😍
#momlife#superdad
Hi again Twitter! 👋🏼 Let’s start this up... I realize I have random thoughts throughout the day and maybe this is a fun place to leave them 😅
Currently on my mind: perpetually wondering what I’m going to feed my family for the next meal. 🤔😝 #momlife#momduties
@SouthwestAir can you please explain to me why I have Global Entry and TSA pre-check status and yet it does not always print out on my boarding pass, making travel with my husband (who has it too) very difficult? Add on top of that--I am pregnant.