paris sprague

in the words of saul bloom, i want the last check i write to bounce

[caught hantavirus on a swingers cruise @abs_sweetmarie]

Finally someone’s asking the real questions

[parker @parker_t30]

USA out so now i’m in full Norway mode now

[paris sprague @pears___]

@HBO can you release the house of the dragon episode now so we can watch Mexico v England at 9pm please

[paris sprague @pears___]

Zohran Mamdani let me introduce you to my good friends the New York Islanders

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Arsenal—23 years
Knicks—53 years

Two long barren runs come to an end in 2026 🤝

[slutty mrs met @hunny__bee__]

i would die for my country, new york city

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

hello @ZohranKMamdani @NYCMayor can you please save the orange subways they are so romantic to me

[paris sprague @pears___]

how can you not be romantic about baseball?

[paris sprague @pears___]

and how did the rest of the game go?

[Florida Panthers @FlaPanthers]

Goal of the year? Goal of the year.

[paris sprague @pears___]

i asked someone today if they were watching the olympics and they said no. i didn't even know that was possible

[paris sprague @pears___]

MSG presale has gone so poorly the group chat has pivoted to planning a 2027 Glastonbury trip

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

45 minutes into oceans 12 i was like ok this is the best movie ever it can't possibly get any better than this. 15 minutes later they took it to lake como and added vincent cassel sexy style

[alina @idthrowroses]

mind you i didn’t even pay that much for oasis tickets and they ended a 20 year long family feud @Harry_Styles what’s your excuse

[paris sprague @pears___]

Harry tickets so expensive even Liam Gallagher can't afford them

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

HOW MUCH

[Fay Matilda 🪩 @FayM_Styles]

Queue All The Time. Tickets, Occasionally.

[👩🏾‍💻 @pinkstape]

back at work today and my coworkers keep asking how my holidays went

[paris sprague @pears___]

huge day for annoying people (me)

[َ @conerstory]

CONNOR AND AYO HELLO??????

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i'm just like marty mauser in the sense that i live on the lower east side and i am annoying

[✨peggy carter rights✨ @saruuuuuuugh]

no acting emmy noms for andor

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

no diego luna i want a recount

[paris sprague @pears___]

@bryaneward @jowrotethis please show this to Mallory