Peter The Peasant

[Peter The Peasant @peasant_peter]

Lol the Vikings burnt down my house. Jokes on them it's made of poop.

[Peter The Peasant @peasant_peter]

Just watched the local beheading sucks to suck

[Peter The Peasant @peasant_peter]

Idk how to tweet lol #IlliterateGang

[Peter The Peasant @peasant_peter]

The king is trash

[Peter The Peasant @peasant_peter]

@purple_actavis make sure you eat before you come

[Peter The Peasant @peasant_peter]

Throwing poop at my walls

[Peter The Peasant @peasant_peter]

@purple_actavis I'm good

[Peter The Peasant @peasant_peter]

Who should I eat if food gets scarce this winter? ... They're old anyway

[Peter The Peasant @peasant_peter]

Single peasants looking for a man with a slight odor hmu

[Peter The Peasant @peasant_peter]

Lolz mom told me to till the fields #nahfam