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[jaz🪽 @vonbvtch]

& the saga continues

[Roo 🥨 @wetpretzel_]

real ones came from livejournal and fanfiction dot net

[maja 🐾 @Lez_Yezhov]

Never gonna understand why they decided to crossbreed a germna shepherd and a hypersonic missile

[Momazos Candel! 🐦‍🔥 @YoSoyCandel]

Hades cuando Cerbero era bebé:

[Madelaine Hanson @MadelaineLucyH]

Went on a date with this guy. Told him I was writing a book. He asked what it was about. I said political thriller. He said that was good because “women just read and write porn trash these days”. I asked him what he reads. He went very quiet and said “philosophy”.

Reader, I asked him which philosophy books he’d read.

[vocalfails @vocalfails123]

She’s terrible on stage btw

[lori @milfgomery]

“tish, how long has it been since we’ve waltzed?”
“oh gomez… hours”

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

the situation was serious asf but the crowd is what sends me every time💀

[Throwbacks Crave @throwbackscrave]

Finding out Disney gave Sterling Knight the role in Starstruck that was meant for Cody over this was wild. Reminds me of the time Miley got recasted in Hotel Transylvania with Selena Gomez over a scandal. 😭

[horse @horsetwting]

him and usain bolt have the hardest names in existence

[ivy ☁️ @cowboylikeivvy]

wait now i see what lewis hamilton is trying to do

[Dingus Khan, Warlord of Portland @DingusKingus]

@AddictKE_

[✰🧃 @AddictKE_]

beavers are so funny why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering

[Yerrr 🇵🇸 @MaceAhWindu]

This isn't even an exaggeration lol

[AiSh TLG 🦋 @MeeeAisha]

This still remain the most manly & hottest clip to ever exist coz wdym he didnt even flinch ?

[pop @waldorfnewyokrs]

Selena gomez is not a victim, she constantly harrassed any women who came close to her exes, including the wife and her kidney donner. Benny blanco is her karma and i don't feel bad