My Kale Woof

Post-romantic. Pragmatic. Pro choice. He/him. Good with spreadsheets. #Loveislove. I really want a cat.

[Marshall Long @OGBTC]

Some real life stuff here.
"Success isn't linear" by Yoann Bourgeois

[My Kale Woof @pebbleofdash]

@TGingerlad You too hon x

[My Kale Woof @pebbleofdash]

Time to delete twitter again

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

the bird is freed

[Lewis @lewispringle]

The Rt Hon Hyacinth Bucket MP has been re-appointed Secretary of State for Candlelight Suppers.

#Reshuffle

[My Kale Woof @pebbleofdash]

@drewrhyde I’d go literal: black morph suit and stand against a wall all evening

[malayo_pa_ang_umaga @malayopangumaga]

calamary

[My Kale Woof @pebbleofdash]

@lilxinvis moorish

[My Kale Woof @pebbleofdash]

My attachment style

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Siberian bear-hunting armor from the 1800s

[My Kale Woof @pebbleofdash]

@GhostinCoastin This made me smile earlier 😊

[My Kale Woof @pebbleofdash]

@rossereverett 3, 4, 18 or 19

(always wake up as a 20)

[Jason Reid @JasonReidx]

Nadine Dorries right now.

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

Boris Johnson as skips.

A thread.

[Michael Walsh @thatbloodyMikey]

Whatever political party you support, an actual Billionaire becoming Prime minister without a single Vote from the Public, or even their own members is pretty f*cked up, & will not end well.

[My Kale Woof @pebbleofdash]

@UKLabour Is this true?! Are you seriously setting yourselves up as credible alternatives when you allow this in your party? Sort yourselves out.

[My Kale Woof @pebbleofdash]

@8dangerou_sadam 25% off! Guess I’m 32 again

(by the looks of me it’s been a fookin hard life)

[My Kale Woof @pebbleofdash]

#phrasesThatMakeNoSenseToMuggles

“Posted pole on main”

[My Kale Woof @pebbleofdash]

Yep that’s me

[My Kale Woof @pebbleofdash]

@TGingerlad simply wow

[My Kale Woof @pebbleofdash]

this