Totty 🐢

I am a Tortoise, also a dinosaur, I am always looking to escape my hugggge garden, and eat humans.

[Totty 🐢 @pebblethingy]

Tonight’s me and my pal 🐶 had alfresco dinning 😋 was fun til Ted pinched my strawberries 🍓😡

[Totty 🐢 @pebblethingy]

Basically I was enjoying my tea and the new house guest decided to watch me eat! She also stole my last carrot!! I will bite next time 🤪

[Totty 🐢 @pebblethingy]

Happy Friday peeps 🐢🥳

[Totty 🐢 @pebblethingy]

@willow221b Looks so warm pals!! Makes sures you charge your solar panel shell 🐢 ☀️

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@pedals121 Cool dude 😎

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Hooman had some left over wooden thingys from the gardens, she’s placed it here but I don’t get it! It goes nowhere other than to do the dreaded dead 🌵 🙈

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I am in’s MASSIVE trouble…. I bited the 4 year old hoomans little toe… it just looked so tasty and juicy, and he left it lying around in my way 🙊☠️

[Totty 🐢 @pebblethingy]

@willow221b You are in the perfect place on the head to destroy hooomans Hewie!! Well done! 🤪👏

[Totty 🐢 @pebblethingy]

Hello tweeters! Hooman has left me in charge of the neighbours whilst all the hoomans have gone on holidays (rude I wasn’t invited tbh!) I like the neighbours, she’s gives me fresh Dandies every day 🌼🌻 and she’s well behaved!

[Totty 🐢 @pebblethingy]

@willow221b She left me in the bucket for a bit longer today!! Was amazing!

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Hoomans found me hasn’t she? 🙄

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@pedals121 @OliverReAnimate 🤪 we just live life on the edge!

[Totty 🐢 @pebblethingy]

Guess what Twitter friends!! I’ve learnt how to climb into the doggies bed… now that is my new designated toilet area! 💩🤪

[Totty 🐢 @pebblethingy]

@willow221b I’ve been practising!

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In all fairness that stooooopid hooman put her finger in my way… what did she expect! 🐢😬

[Totty 🐢 @pebblethingy]

@pedals121 Just a little nibble won’t hurt? 👀

[Totty 🐢 @pebblethingy]

@bigmacdturtle

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Mumz was washing the pots and I climbed out this big step at the back door and started my escape…. 💨 until that pesky mum caught me!! 😡
I enjoyed the bath from the rain! Mumz must get me a umbrella for next time though! ☔️

[Totty 🐢 @pebblethingy]

@Elcop32 @pedals121 @bigmacdturtle @TortoiseGatsby @willow221b @GrumpyBeak Looks very comfy!

[Totty 🐢 @pebblethingy]

@SchnauzerCoco I am 9 years old, xx

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I am Totty 🐢 I am new here and looking for likeminded friends that eat hoomans too. This picture is me showing off my climbing skills… I just wanted to scare my hooman into thinking she isn’t safe anywhere and one day I WILL eat her!