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Husband. Father. Friend. Ally. Coffee. Sarcasm. *In no particular order*

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Do you think the person who came up with the phrase 'jumping on the bandwagon' got really annoyed when everyone else started using it.

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Ordered a 10pc but one/two came like this.
Did I end up with a 9pc ? 🤔

[Nanci@Nanci 🇺🇦 @NanciNanci7]

@GovPressOffice @POTUS @realDonaldTrump

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Mountain Dew is the cigarette of sodas and I don’t how to elaborate on that.

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@CallofDuty @CallofDuty PrettyH8#3674845 #REBIRTHDAY

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An overwhelming understanding of chaos brings you to your knees. If I had prosthetic eyes I still think I’d see the same.

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What is your favorite cracker to set out for parties or boards and why is it Chicken In A Biscuit

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@inkedwifelife21 Solid.

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Feliz Nippledad or whatever Bing Crosby said

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I said what I said

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@justwittinhere Omg. I neeeeeed this !

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Absolutely No One :

Jeep Owners : ItS a JeEp ThInG! YoU wOuLdN't uNdErStAnD

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Follow me for more beauty tips

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Spotted out in the wild concrete jungle of Tempe AZ #tesla #Cybertruck

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The future @ConanOBrien ?

…. In the year 3,000

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@inkedwifelife21 Making the bed is the first accomplished task of the day. Win everyday. No matter how much the day sucks… you come home to a made bed. Best sleep

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

It saddens me that I don’t own a dragon yet.

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@catie2706 Are you into Pokémon ?

… Can I get a Peekachu ?

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@mommaleo @Nance726 Fucking PEMDAS.