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[kitty 🐻 @xoo_kitty]

I like using twitter because none of my friends use it

[Emy🎀 @shalomthedoll]

This is legit how we ladies feel, we just play along & find the perfect time to leave💀😂

[Mimi @fux0uttahea]

Everybody wanna be this super freak and wanna skip the small things that actually make sex good

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

HBO : House of the Dragon

Black People : House of Dragons

[C H A S ♡ @favscorpioooo]

OMG this cardigan 😍😍😍😍😍

[𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖎 @thamieverywhere]

me thinking that i fixed my life just because i cleaned my room.

[Nana Reckless ♌️ @nanaaareckless]

what the fuck even is a “dad bod”?? Yall didn’t carry any fucking children that’s just lack of discipline and gluttony.

[LEN @jaaayLENo]

Lmao it really is just like this

[: @_dxllz7]

"I can’t wait to start working so I can help my family."

Me with my first paycheck:

[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

I miss when kids had their own corner of the internet and adults weren’t part of it

[char ᢉ𐭩 @alcdec]

doomscrolling on twitter feels so much more productive than doomscrolling on tiktok bc it’s like i’m basically reading

[shaggy @shaggysurvives]

i rarely see design this clean

[⊹ ࣪ pam ˖✦ @pamvonhadder]

This and never hearing about chatGPT again please

[sleepy cowboy @HughGriffin2]

If I was bald you could expect me to turn up to the function wearing some bullshit like this

[♡ @dreamyyarchive]

The real fashion icons

[mayank @maynkydvv]

Muscle gain taking 12 months to notice and fat gain taking 3 days is a terrible design flaw in human.

[. @Fimiye]

ignoring the social hierarchy and treating everyone equally will make people hate your guts

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

I’ve never looked at someone being kind and thought “you’re weak, let me take advantage of you.” Like wtf is that fr

[Sethy @Brizksie]

if you like strawberry ice cream you should try cocaine

[Rene🧚🫧 @sheisafairyyy]

I just remembered how excited I was to stop using pencils and start writing with a pen in Primary 3. Funny how the smallest things felt like major milestones back then.

If only I knew 😭