Mitch

[Evan @Evbayer]

Days like yesterday remind me how fortunate I am for our group of friends 🤍

[Mitch @peck_mitch]

Put your phone down and pet your cat.

[Mitch @peck_mitch]

Don’t forget to turn off your “every weekday” alarms so they don’t wake you up Monday on your day off.

[Mitch @peck_mitch]

Can’t believe the leprechaun decided to hide all the toilet paper in the stores this year.

[Mitch @peck_mitch]

I wish I had more hands so I could pet my cat even more.

[Mitch @peck_mitch]

Why does Louie have to break in the litter box IMMEDIATELY after I clean it?

[Mitch @peck_mitch]

When Offset said “cold like Minnesota” I felt that

[Mitch @peck_mitch]

*Rapper gets arrested for murdering friends, claims top spot on iTunes for song about it. #wild

[Mitch @peck_mitch]

I wish it was acceptable to nap at work.

[Mitch @peck_mitch]

Stop it Snapchat, swiping up is to go home not subscribe to your garbage.

[Mitch @peck_mitch]

Do cops really have nothing better to do that they would pull me over for “window tint”

[Mitch @peck_mitch]

Ivy’s dad just informed her that her butt cheeks are hanging out of her shorts

[Mitch @peck_mitch]

There’s a hole in my air mattress 😑

[Mitch @peck_mitch]

@Evbayer Go head and ash it on the floor now

[Mitch @peck_mitch]

I can’t wait to sleep in my own bed tonight

[Mitch @peck_mitch]

I miss the old Kanye

[Mitch @peck_mitch]

I just realized it’s never winter in trailer park boys 🤯

[Mitch @peck_mitch]

People should not be allowed to cook fish in apartments 🤢

[Mitch @peck_mitch]

I just got so excited my cat jumped out my lap and ran into the other room #skol

[Mitch @peck_mitch]

#skol #squad