Story Book Whorest

I love Cher

[FM2 @FredMacdonaldII]

Yeah bro I don’t eat seed oils

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

If ur boyfriend is ugly do NOT post him on Friday…. this week is already hard enough

[Uncouth Rat @solodeauxleaux]

“I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy 😔”

I would.

[Sexyy Red @SexyyRed314_]

All a mf got now is twitter porn

[lissy @babeygirlmac]

how your email finds me

[Hannah @dumbandfunn]

when Carrie tried to convince Aidan that she wanted to wear her engagement ring as a necklace rather than on her finger because then it was “closer to her heart”

[The Sopranos Guy™ @uncle_june]

My morning routine

[Grace @gracecamille_]

i HATE when someone is a fraternal twin bc it is so obvious that one of them got more nutrients in the womb and what… I’m supposed to not notice that ????

[Story Book Whorest @pecker_butt]

Finally some coverage of the euphoria extras

[Story Book Whorest @pecker_butt]

Servd and Protect or Observe and Run??

[Crazy Clips @crazyclipsonly]

17-year-old driver loses control at 125 MPH

[Story Book Whorest @pecker_butt]

not me complaining to an uber driver tn about how I need a s/o to put icey hot patches on my back on the places I can't reach

[Wild content @Nocapmedia]

Cost $0 to mind ya business

[michaels @happynormalboy]

nonverbal mode

[Story Book Whorest @pecker_butt]

facebook couples really be out here with the WORST genes saying shit like "Damm we sure make cute babies" knowing damn well that their baby looks like Elmer Fudd

[Story Book Whorest @pecker_butt]

@_emilyisnoone It was so ironic

[Story Book Whorest @pecker_butt]

not my gynecologist office playing alanis morissette