a yapper 🦌

everything I say on here may or may not be true

[a yapper 🦌 @peculiarwitch]

nobody is mad at me and I haven’t failed ✍🏽

[death angel @angel_0f_deathx]

@mitenkabutgirl I take solace in the randomness of it all. Nobody is punishing me or letting bad things happen to me or others; there’s no intervention I’m not deserving of; nobody is mad at me and I haven’t failed.

[a yapper 🦌 @peculiarwitch]

or change in your weight hehehe

[kage @sukikage_]

you really could be DEPRESSED for MONTHS and the only thing people will notice about you is how easily you get irritated

[a yapper 🦌 @peculiarwitch]

story of my life but im too attached to this phone now can’t move on unfortunately

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

last stage of your iPhone is when you carry a power bank everywhere

[a yapper 🦌 @peculiarwitch]

guys is this a joke ?

[kinocow @kinocow]

As a landlord who owns multiple properties, tenants don't understand what we go through. If you stay at home all day you're going to use the floor, switches, toilets, kitchen more which increases the maintenance that needs to be done and the apartment ages twice as quickly.

[a yapper 🦌 @peculiarwitch]

when I walk into a store and see something that reminds me of my friends, I want to be able to buy it for them just because

[V. @toriiii_xoxx]

another reason i want to make money is so i can randomly gift the people i care about.

[a yapper 🦌 @peculiarwitch]

girl stfu

[Sue♡ @bookslattes]

You seem to be doomscrolling a lot for a girl who has 20+ unread books.

[a yapper 🦌 @peculiarwitch]

actually I will say this cause Florentia > Firenze

[Belligerent Venetian @serenissimabiim]

@butleriano It’s not Turin, it’s Augusta Taurinorum.
It’s not Naples, it’s Neapolis.
It’s not Florence, it’s Florentia.
It’s not Milan, it’s Mediolanum.
It’s not Padua, it’s Patavium.
It’s not Sienna, it’s Saena Julia.
Decolonize your vocabulary.

[a yapper 🦌 @peculiarwitch]

the the 1975

[seb 🇱🇧 @no1slintfan]

love putting “the” in front of band names that don’t need it

[a yapper 🦌 @peculiarwitch]

@ladyfillory oh..

[One Direction @onedirection]

Hello everyone! from the One Direction boys. x

[a yapper 🦌 @peculiarwitch]

I will sell everyone I have ever known just to experience them all over again

[One Direction @onedirection]

Hello everyone! from the One Direction boys. x

[ً @artfuIchaos]

whimsical but also full of rage.

[a yapper 🦌 @peculiarwitch]

this is so funny to me 😭

[floor ◟̽◞̽ ໑̣ @Tomlinbucks]

experiencing one direction as a teen was such a magical thing, i think nothing can ever recreate that time for me

[Louis Tomlinson @Louis_Tomlinson]

Playing the whole discography top to bottom! Proper trip down memory lane. Some shockers on this first record hahaha

[yass ❯❯❯❯❯ @payno_foreever]

lights are on but nobody’s home.

[a yapper 🦌 @peculiarwitch]

mind you, my brother feels like my son and I’m just 4 years older than him

[Shezi @__Shezi]

When I saw that video where he says his brother feels like his son, I was like wow that’s a weird thing for a kid to say about another kid. And then I found out how old his parents are. 😂😂😂😂Normal really is a spectrum.

[a yapper 🦌 @peculiarwitch]

@ladyfillory how helpful 🥹🫶🏽

[a yapper 🦌 @peculiarwitch]

my rommate saying “bob the builder will come to fix the door knobs” cause she doesn’t know the English word to describe a person who… does what Bob the builder does (I too don’t know 😔)