Pedantic Bastard

I'm not actually a bastard, but I am pedantic.

[Pedantic Bastard @pedanticbastard]

I won’t be posting here anymore. Follow me at https://t.co/Y1ktYJ24nf instead.

[Pedantic Bastard @pedanticbastard]

😵

[Matt Turck @mattturck]

For all intensive purposes, you should bring your general council to all negotiations, irregardless of importance. Nip all issues in the butt, it’s a question of principal. Maybe you could care less now, but those can wreck havoc and make you want to extract revenge later.

[Pedantic Bastard @pedanticbastard]

Son: “Dad, why is art anal?”

Me: *spurts coffee*
Me: *cough*
Me: “What do you mean?!”

Son: “I saw this in a poster the other day: art-is-anal”

🤦‍♂️

[Pedantic Bastard @pedanticbastard]

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[Pedantic Bastard @pedanticbastard]

Secara, secara… matamu lah secara ngawur ngarang2 sendiri.

[Pedantic Bastard @pedanticbastard]

Pomodoro. Pomo d’oro. Golden apple. Tomato. 🤔

[Pedantic Bastard @pedanticbastard]

“Have you tried the Podomoro technique?”

“Did you mean the Pomodoro technique? The one where you take breaks after 20 mins or so?”

“No, this one is for marketing. You raise the price every Monday to create artificial scarcity.”

[Pedantic Bastard @pedanticbastard]

@amasna 🙄

[Pedantic Bastard @pedanticbastard]

Fuck me. Why does “thread” become “trit” in Indonesian?! Thread rhymes with bread, not treat! not breed! not brit! Fuck sake.

[Pedantic Bastard @pedanticbastard]

I thought counting in French was ridiculous, but counting in Danish is next-level bonkers 🤯

[Xavi Ruiz @xruiztru]

Denmark 👀

[Pedantic Bastard @pedanticbastard]

Yang di-endorse itu brandnya atau influencernya sih? Mungkin perlu cek kamus lagi. Setau gue sih harusnya influencer meng-endorse brand yah.

[Evan Kirstel #B2B #TechFluencer @EvanKirstel]

The accents of Ireland and the British Isles 😂 #languages

[Pedantic Bastard @pedanticbastard]

Tapi kan kolam memang tidak makan? Memberi makan ikan boleh?

[Pedantic Bastard @pedanticbastard]

Wishing your enemy a happy birthday:

Selamat ulang tahun ya! Semoga arwahmu diterima di sisi-Nya.

[Pedantic Bastard @pedanticbastard]

60% of you got it right, the correct answer is “remuneration”.

[Pedantic Bastard @pedanticbastard]

Which one is correct?

[Pedantic Bastard @pedanticbastard]

@amasna

[Luke Giles @lukegilesADL]

❤️ China….really no place like it #Christmas 😆

[David Timoney @fromarsetoelbow]

There's typos, and then there's Grauniad typos.