Cooperman 🎺 🚴🏻

‘Nothing else matters,’ dad, runner, cycling, read/wine/gin, militant GF eater. Ex-primary teacher, now on the pastoral team 💪 😁

[Cooperman 🎺 🚴🏻 @PedanticDC]

Yeah, f*ck off Elon, you can’t hack it in USA so keep out of here!

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

It is clear that @elonmusk needs to stay out of British politics.

RT if you agree.

[Cooperman 🎺 🚴🏻 @PedanticDC]

@JB6018 @francescajayne_ Exactly.

[Cooperman 🎺 🚴🏻 @PedanticDC]

@Stepharrnee Molly who?!!
Rob Burrows is a million times more inspirational than her.

[Cooperman 🎺 🚴🏻 @PedanticDC]

@GRCinemaTicket Donnie Darko and Pan’s Labyrinth. In fact, all of them!

[Cooperman 🎺 🚴🏻 @PedanticDC]

@JMitchellNews @GRCinemaTicket Very dark!

[Cooperman 🎺 🚴🏻 @PedanticDC]

@Gibboanxious We’re going to need a bigger boat.

[Cooperman 🎺 🚴🏻 @PedanticDC]

@NoContextHumans 3 all year round.

[Cooperman 🎺 🚴🏻 @PedanticDC]

@ijosephs72 @fesshole Best answer on here!

[Cooperman 🎺 🚴🏻 @PedanticDC]

@peterajackson @fesshole Nope, still not getting this.

[Cooperman 🎺 🚴🏻 @PedanticDC]

@kateowbridge Only this week, a Y8 girl called me a ‘paedo’. Not that bothered as I work in a pastoral role in a secondary college and go for the ‘every behaviour is a form of communication’. She was sanctioned though.

[Cooperman 🎺 🚴🏻 @PedanticDC]

@kateowbridge During lockdown, my TA reported hearing a sister of one of my pupils walk by saying ‘that speccy four eyed b*stard’ towards me. She was six at the time. Standard vocabulary in the house though 🤣🤣

[Cooperman 🎺 🚴🏻 @PedanticDC]

@fesshole My brother is nearly ten years younger than me so I had to believe in Santa for a long time or I’d get no presents at Christmas!
Had a Xmas stocking til I was 18!

[Cooperman 🎺 🚴🏻 @PedanticDC]

@skonklord @fesshole Love that phrase, thank you!

[Cooperman 🎺 🚴🏻 @PedanticDC]

@fesshole I used to love a fray bentos pie! It’s one of those things I really miss about having to eat a GF diet - bloody intolerance!!

[Cooperman 🎺 🚴🏻 @PedanticDC]

@sullivanstrim Clickbait

[Cooperman 🎺 🚴🏻 @PedanticDC]

I’m not a teacher anymore but still getting teaching suggestions! Why?!

[Cooperman 🎺 🚴🏻 @PedanticDC]

@fesshole If you’re struggling for money, maybe your OH has a secret… 😉

[Cooperman 🎺 🚴🏻 @PedanticDC]

@fesshole At least you know what a noun is though.

[Cooperman 🎺 🚴🏻 @PedanticDC]

@PhilWagner19 @HJB3996 @fesshole I only shave my head now against the grain - I’ve not wet-shaved my face since leaving the army in ‘97!